Toxic Orgasm Interview Before Concert at SOMA |
Toxic Orgasm’s lead singer, the boisterous, enigmatic personality known as Christ Ona Crutch, appears to have other things on his mind this evening as the band embarks upon th...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:12:00 GMT |
Jim Jones and Hitler in Hell |
"People’s minds are weak, they need someone to do their thinking for them." Adolph Hitler tells his new buddy in the fireside lounge of Hell.
"Tell me about it. Y...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:01:00 GMT |
Stoned Mountain blues |
I woke up behind the wheel of my 1983 Ford Escort, the sun just barely peaking over the tops of the trees. The cold penetrated through the tattered blanket that covered me, making m...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:00 GMT |
...and cocaine for all |
The chain of command at O'Malley's Bar and Grill went as follows: owner, general manager, bar manager, kitchen manager, bartenders, wait staff, cooks, dishwashers, and at the very bottom of the heap w...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 18:41:00 GMT |
Gibby Haynes pantomimes getting head |
Getting the pleasure of meeting some of your heroes in the celebrity world can be a mixed bag; sometimes it was all that you imagined and other times it wasn't. I have had the pleasure of meeting a fe...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:12:00 GMT |
sex with the ministers wife & then some |
So I had this dream that I discovered a new church on the block where I lived and when I went in I found that the minister was having a 'get to know everyone' party. I met an older woman who was quite...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 17:37:00 GMT |
