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About Me

I work. All the time. At a bar. At night. I have a very large dog. I almost have a film degree, but I don't plan ..ing it. I have an amazing home theater. I like pirates and pirate stuff. I like music. Sometimes I like it loud. Sometimes I don't. I'm sick of myspace. I'm sick of Smoking. I'm not going to stop doing either in the near future. Or ever. I need to sleep more but I won't. I need to do the dishes and I might. I don't have beer so I'll go get some, but I might not drink it. I can go for months with no food in my fridge but I don't like not having beer in it. Please click Here and .

My Interests

Music, Movies, Video games, reading, cars, rugby, swimming, sleeping, filming, writing, editing, throwing stuff at other stuff, building things, taking things apart, talking, Reading t-shirts, making t-shirts,

I'd like to meet:

.. You. Or someone like you. Or someone like me. But not too much like me cause I get sick of myself sometimes. Who knows. I'd like to meet everyone eventually. I also want to know some of the words to every song ever. I've got a pretty good start on it.

Music:

I like music. All of it. It all has a time and place

Movies:

See music

Television:

I have a large one.

Books:

I love to read. I'll read about anything, its just finding the time to do it nowadays.

Heroes:

Too broad a topic. Focus it a bit and I might be able to answer it. So i think the safe answer here would be green, or toast. Your call (green toast=not an option.)

My Blog

I want this!

I want this!
Posted by Stretch on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:57:00 PST

Why I Haven't Called You or Answered any of your Text Messages.

I dropped my phone in the pool Sunday night. I guess I wasn't as sober as I thought I was. I lost almost every number I ever had. Qwest basicly told me to eat a bag of dicks. I now have a new ph...
Posted by Stretch on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 06:16:00 PST

Bah.

So I was thinking the other day... Which always leads to trouble. WHat do I hate more pigeons or bums? I came to the conclusion that I hate pigeons less then I hate bums because I ca...
Posted by Stretch on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 06:46:00 PST

An updated Q&A

1. initials: ZBW 2. name someone with the same birthday as you:lewis carroll 3. where was your first kiss?In a rose garden.4. for or against same sex marriages? To each their own. 5. are you homop...
Posted by Stretch on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 05:00:00 PST

A repost. A note for average to below average heigth people.

Below is a letter i sent to a girl who was whining about being short. enjoy ********************************************* So just a quick note that may make your existance as a short person mor...
Posted by Stretch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Couple of things...

1: I have internet at home now. thats awesome 2: I sleep naked so heads up on that. Zac W
Posted by Stretch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shiat

NOTE: zNo smoking around Z-Dub. Thankyou for your co-operation....
Posted by Stretch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Working On labor day. People never stop beating off.

LA Y E R O N E -- Name: Zac W -- Birthdate: 1-27-84 -- Birthplace: Nampa, ID -- Current Location: CCBIll.com -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hair Color: Brown -- Height: 6'6'' -- Righty Or Lefty: Depen...
Posted by Stretch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What my german brain thinks.

Meine Seele reist von den Tiefen der Hölle zur Suchvorgangrache nach Ihrer Todseele, denn Sie haben mir und meinem Ego geschadet. Keine Bestrafung ist genug rauh, aber viele sind, wie Sie für diesen F...
Posted by Stretch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Im not as crazy as one might think..

Although your scores were generally quite good, you scored well outside the normal range in at least one category. This suggests that you should probably consult with a mental health professional for ...
Posted by Stretch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST