I like a lot of stuff...sports would be my main interest. I like pretty much all sports, baseball being my favorite. But of course I love hockey, football, and basketball too. I'm also an avid wrestling fan, like to play poker, and am a big animal lover. Just hanging out with friends is probably one of my favorite things to do. Hanging out with my girlfriend, Staci, is another one of my favorite things (she didn't suggest I put that in or anything). Eatin food is another main hobby. I may be slim, but don't challenge me to an eating contest, because I will own you. Basically, I'm just into being outgoing and having fun. That's all that really matters to me.
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I'd like to meet:
As long as your fun and not annoying, I like meeting everyone.
The Best Commercial of All Time:
Music:
My favorite band is Aerosmith...no one tops them. It's actually not fair to other bands that they exist. Guns N' Roses, Michelle Branch, Dr. Dre, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi round out the rest of my main bands/artists. Other favorites are Def Leppard, Oasis, The Monkees, The Beatles, Ludacris, Bloodhound Gang, Lit, NWA, Reel Big Fish, DMX, Mest, Jay-Z, Kelly Clarkson, Wu-Tang Clan, Eddie Money, Elton John, and Poison. Yes, my musical interests vary far and wide, and you probably won't find an iPod with as much musical diversity as mine. I'm into older rock, a good amount of rap, some pop, some dance...and really anything that is fun.
I HATE most rock that has come out in the past ten years, specifically the last five. Depressing and pussy rock of the past few years is just terrible. Emo and screamo is the worst shit known to man, I don't know why anyone likes it. I can't wait until three years from now when it's dead and buried and I never have to hear about it again.
Also, Gwen Stefani is trash. She is trash, her "music" is trash, her obsession with Asian culture is trash. What the fuck is a Hollaback Girl?! And why the fuck is she singing about goddam bananas?!?! It makes no sense. Die Gwen Stafani, die.
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And that's about it.
Movies:
My favorite movies of all time is the Star Wars series, preferably the original three of course (although Revenge of the Sith was awesome too). I'm not a complete Star Wars geek, like those people who wait in line in their Storm Trooper costumes and their lightsabres and with their little Darth Vader sipee cups. I just think they're the best movies ever. Although AJ and I did stay up watching all six in a row without break one day, so take that for what it's worth. I also like all the Kevin Smith movies (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2). Other favorites consist of Independence Day, Beavis & Butthead Do America, Waiting, The Girl Next Door, Ice Age, Kindergarten Cop, Commando, The Wash, Farce of the Penguins, The Karate Kid, Beerfest, Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human, Orgazmo, The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Aladdin, Major League, and Spice World (yeah that's right, Spice World).
Movies that I hate are all these millions of crappy horror moves that have come out in the past few years. I may also be one of a select few people I have talked to that hated Saw. Why did everyone like this movie? It was so dumb, especially because the guy they picked to be the killer was nothing more than an f'ing extra. C'mon, the guy who was laid out on the hospital bed for two seconds in the movie that had no relivance whatsoever? Give me a break. I'd ask you to give me the two hours I spent watching it back but that just isn't possible. Glad I ruined the crappy ending for anyone who hasn't seen it yet. Fuck Saw. And when Saw II comes out, fuck that too. (Since I wrote this, Saw II has come out, and I was right. Fuck Saw and Saw II up their stupid asses.)
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Television:
I'm much more of a TV person than a movie guy. ALF is the greatest show ever, don't even act like you don't know. I can go on forever about ALF, but I'll spare you. In all seriousness though, I truly believe that my second and third favorite shows, Seinfeld and The Twilight Zone, really are a tie for the best show of all time. The Honeymooners and Saved By The Bell are in the rest of the my top five. The Clerks Animated Series, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Happy Days, Boy Meets World (before it became a soap opera, like Friends), Everyody Loves Raymond, I Love Lucy, Martin, Family Guy, and The Dick Van Dyke Show are other favs. There are many others, but I can go on for hours. As you can see, I'm into sitcoms. Late Night with Conan O'Brien is also the shit, and even though wrestling hasn't been the same in the past few years, Monday Night Raw is still a must for me.
I absolutely HATE HATE HATE MTV. Anything having to do with MTV just makes me angry. Some of the things that really piss me off in the world is stupidity, bad music, and bad television. Somehow, MTV found a way to fit into all three of those categories. It's just amazing how a channel about music can put on crappy reality shows all day that have nothing to do with music whatsoever, and then just stick music videos in the deep hours of the morning. I don't want to see Date My Mom. Change it to Fuck My Mom, and then maybe I'll watch. Pimp My Ride? How 'bout Pimp My Bitch. I'm not going to even get into the Real World. I fuckin' hate MTV.
You know the deal:
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Books:
Since most of you know how much I love Mick Foley, obviously my favorite books would be the ones that he has written. The three autobiographies (Have A Nice Day, Foley Is Good, and The Hardcore Diaries) and his two novels (Tietem Brown and Scooter) would be my favorite books. Catcher In The Rye of course is a classic. Recent books I've enjoyed are Next by Michael Crichton and Step On a Crack by James Patterson. I also liked Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, and Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi was very good and innovative. Hmm, I guess the sports section of the newspaper doesn't count too, huh?
Heroes:
Anyone who knows me knows that Mick Foley is my hero. The things that he has done in a wrestling ring are incomparable, and he has revolutionized business. Idiots who think like Ric Flair and say that he was nothing more than a glorified stunt man are just jealous. Just remember how the phrase goes, whether Foley himself likes it or not...Foley Is God.
Aside from him, I also love Steve Nash. I have since he first came to the Mavs. He is just absolutely awesome, and now that he is a TWO time MVP (take that, Kobe), he is proving his awesomeness. His style of play is incredible and unmatched.
My other idol is Zack Morris from Saved By The Bell. Anyone who can order a pizza to detention is pure greatness.
