True Friendship
Promises that actually speak of true
friendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. When your drunk- I'll be drunk with you and we can call one of my roommates to pick us up.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A REALLY good friend will help you move a body...let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
NO ONE I HAVE MORE THEN I CAN HANDLE WITH THE WOMEN I LOVE.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eric
Birthday: Sep. 24th
Birthplace: PI, grew up in San Diego, CA
Current Location: Phoenix, AZ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6' 3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: White & Philippino
The Shoes You Wore Today: Puma's
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: Loosing my loved ones.
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken & Jalapenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting rid of "My 1st"
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL, BRB,
Thoughts First Waking Up: Does anybody know how to handle morning wood
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile
Your Bedtime: 9pm- Midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: My family (in CA)
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi (Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi)
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Green Tea Frappuccino
Do you Smoke: On occation
Do you Swear: All the Fucken time
Do you Sing: Yes.... Wherez the mic?!
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I did
Do you want to get Married: to my Sugar Momma
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: A little
Do you get along with your Parents: YES! I LOVE MY FAMILY
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when in bed wit a dirty mag & a bottle of lotion
Do you play an Instrument: Extensive training playin the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Friday?! If I don't remember, it didn't happen
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes I wish I never went that Monday. I hurt the woman I love that day and wish i could take it all back. It wasn't worth it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Ask my bro
Ever Shoplifted: Yes (poor Mikee)
How do you want to Die: Fast & sudden, in the arms of the woman I love.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A football player
What country would you most like to Visit: Any European city
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: Over sholder length
Height: Tall
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings: 2 (had up to 7 @ one time)
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: several
OLD SCHOOL, R&B, ALTERNATIVE, COUNTRY, SHIT EVERYTHING........ FUCK JUST LET ME SING IT!!
MY FATHER