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When Wizards Collide

Various police reports claim that the Ministry of Magic suffered a power outage roughly around 1:45 Thursday afternoon, lasting almost two hours. Due to the outage, the ministry experienced ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 22:03:00 GMT

Concerning Munchkins and Birdmen...

What is it exactly that makes the color yellow seem so appealing? Well, it rhymes with a lot of fun words, (jell-o, hello, cello) and is a common representation of everybody's favorite fruit the lemon...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 19:34:00 GMT

Never Too Late

You never knew what I never spoke of.You never could believe,I never would have thought it so meaningfulWhat you mean to me.You never said what I hoped you'd say.We never did pass 'go'.We never knew w...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 23:34:00 GMT

Volume 1; Issue 3

 Mother Goose News  Volume 1 ; Issue 3  ~~~~~~~Date; 21/Feb/2006  Publishers Amber Bender & Kyrie Kauffman    Little Bo Peep: Missing Sheep Update As stated in las...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 20:35:00 GMT

"Die, Doughboy, Die"

We interrupt this regularly scheduled interruption to bring a very unimportant, yet slightly tasteful groundbreaking news story; The Mother Goose News has given jobs to reporters Angel McCaulley and ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 00:26:00 GMT

Volume 1; Issue No. 2

Mother Goose News Publishers Kyrie Kauffman and Amber Bender Volume No. 1  Issue No. 2 Mother Goose Mayhem By the associated press Queen Doesn't Get Her Way The Jill formerly known as queen was p...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 22:25:00 GMT

Volume No. 1 - Issue No. 1

Mother Goose News Publishers Kyrie Kauffman and Amber Bender Volume No. 1  Issue No. 1 Mother Goose Mayhem By the associated press    Humpty Dumpty...Jack and Jill...The Old Lady in the...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 21:39:00 GMT

The Bastards Never Broke Viktor's Nose

 ...moody...get it? HAHA Thursday and Friday nights are going down in my history as the craziest nights of my life...  ~~~Jo dug her latex gloves into my scalp because I assumed she was gonn...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 22:33:00 GMT

To Melissa

   I've underestimated alot in my life, something we'll never understand fully until we've reached the point of no return. You, I, We as humans may think, may even 'know' that we can't be to...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Aug 2005 17:27:00 GMT