When I die... |
...I want them to cremate me, take my ashes to the best restaruant in town and sprinkle a pinch of me into every dish they serve 'til I run out. Posted by on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 16:07:00 GMT |
BubbleWing |
I made bubble-wing the other day.
Bubblewing happens in the shower when, elbow bent and hand on hip, the lather forms a sheet of bubble between your arm and your torso. Its kind of cool.
When ... Posted by on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 02:49:00 GMT |
Bugbear .101 |
People who give me evil eye when crossing in front of my stationary car.
What? Dude, I already stopped for you.
Cross.
No- don't glare, just cross.
I'm in a car, you are on foot. Whereas your... Posted by on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 02:14:00 GMT |
Look Good for when the Bombs Come |
"Botulism is a rare but serious paralytic illness caused by a nerve toxin that is produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum. There are three main kinds of botulism. Foodborne botulism is caused ... Posted by on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 08:55:00 GMT |
Badly Dressed Stones |
Kay, I haven't written a blog in a while and truth is I really have no reason to write one now. Sure, stuff's happened since I last wrote but none of it has really been either funny or poignant. Bough... Posted by on Fri, 05 Aug 2005 03:57:00 GMT |
Get Behind Me Satan |
I'm liable to get excited about things. Usually music or film. Today I'm still excited about the White Stripes album.
My excitement started yesterday when, like an angst addled fanboy, I bought 'G... Posted by on Tue, 07 Jun 2005 06:30:00 GMT |
Quentin Thomas |
I guess this won't make much sense to all six of my readers- being as you're from the other side of the atlantic and all- but over here, before every film you go and see at the cinema, a certificate c... Posted by on Thu, 02 Jun 2005 02:44:00 GMT |
Stoned Again |
*sigh*
Maybe if I sit here long enough and concentrate hard enough my dinner will just make itself and bring itself to me... Posted by on Sun, 15 May 2005 08:26:00 GMT |
The Man-Hug |
I'm heterosexual but I'm not averse to touching men. Let me just make that clear. With a little bit of confidence in your own sexuality touching other males can even be fun. Nowhere is this more appar... Posted by on Fri, 13 May 2005 04:19:00 GMT |
Swamp Tour |
So I went on a swamp tour today. My timing was all off. Every time the boat guy pointed something out i would turn my head a fraction too late only to see ripples in the water or movement in the grass... Posted by on Thu, 05 May 2005 16:03:00 GMT |