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Squiggly Line Jeff Asterick Asterick !

I sometimes find myself rather shallow and pedantic. Kangaroo's Do It DoggyStyle!!

About Me

Hey! I'm a new and improved updated and saturated version of Muah'. Saturated with sexy! I recently moved to Australia to chase some fine-ass aussie girls. So far......well that's none of your business. Actually, oppertunity arose and I will be starting school back up again at The Australian National University. I have recently re-tapped my love for reading. Westerns are my favorite. I enjoy workin' up a sweat, usually on my bike, or walking, or fighting waves off at the coast, or other things, nothing like a good workout to get the energy going. I also enjoy relaxing for days on end and sleeping past noon. I want to be world famous when I grow up. I played classical piano when I was younger and would like to get back in touch with it. I'm looking at a BA in science at the moment and only time will tell if it is what I end up with. I also enjoy photography and porn. I LOVE LOVE LOVE snowboarding, the only thing I feel crappy about being in Australia is I traded a WHOLE winter of snowboarding! for a second summer Australia......aussie girls in shorts and bikini's......sunshine with blue skies and little puffy white clouds.....relaxing with sunglasses and no shirt drinking.....BEER on the balcony watching wild parrots fly around. Huh....I really don't feel that crappy about it actually.

My Interests

I'm easily amused. Let's just put it that way.

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Lyrics

Lyrics

You Are a Visionary Soul
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.

You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.

Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

I'd like to meet:

A Tiger.

Your Element Is Water
A bit of a contradiction, you can seem both lighthearted and serious.
That's because you're good at going with the flow - but you also are deep.

Highly intuitive, you tune in to people's emotions and moods easily.
You are able to tap into deep emotional connections and connect with others.

You prefer a smooth, harmonious life - but you can navigate your way around waves.
You have a knack for getting people to get along and making life a little more peaceful.
Your Inner Child Is Surprised
You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.

What kind of muscle car are you?


1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454
You are a 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454. You car has a huge ass engine....and thats all you care about! You know you can whoop on anyone at the dragstrip...and you love it! You really don't care about gas mileage...but you sure do go to the gas station alot!
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You scored as Dwight. You are Dwight. You are eager to prove your worth to others. You will go out of your way to protect those you care about and people depend on you to get them out of trouble. Though you are helpful to people you like, those who rub you the wrong way are in trouble. You are outta your mind and you don't care who knows it.

Dwight


83%

Gail


75%

Nancy


70%

Hartigan


65%

Becky


45%

Marv


40%

Shellie


33%

Jackie Boy


25%

Yellow bastard.


10%
Which Sin City character are you (new version)?
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Music:

Yes Please. Tupac Shakur, Snow Patrol, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Seal, Metallica, Dave Mathews Band, The Doors, Pantera, Blink 182, Limp Bizkit, The Fray, Coldplay, Candlebox, Semisonic, Matchbox Twenty, Asleep At Last, Linda Strawberry, Shiny Toy Guns, Death Cab for Cutie, Modest Mouse, Tim McGraw, Eminem......
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.

You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.

At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. What Temperment Are You?

Movies:

Comedy, Action, Sci-Fi, Porn.

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Television:


History channel, Discovery channel, Speed channel. P.S. I HATE nascar.

Books:


Westerns, sci-fi, Thriller, Fantasy, anything that doesn't suck. I need to be addicted to the thing in order to read it. I'm talking staying up untill my eye's are watering and won't stay open. I'm talking LOST in the thing untill my brain has an spaz attack. That's a book that doesn't suck. I just read the most amazing book called "Flying Through Midnight" by John T. Halliday. He was a pilot during Vietnam who flew top secret missions over Laos.

Heroes:

Taz and bart.

My Blog

New Poem

"Half a Human"   I'm only half a human When I am left alone   A king of wild wilderness Without a golden throne   A breath of ancient oxygen Without a lung to fill   An angel hunti...
Posted by Squiggly Line Jeff Asterick Asterick ! on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:54:00 PST

Poetry

"She Loves Sunflowers" I never knew, that you would come through, with a reason, for you to leave. I was more mad, and now I'm just sad, but I did tell you, to pack up your things. You had stolen my s...
Posted by Squiggly Line Jeff Asterick Asterick ! on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:13:00 PST

More poetry

"Dawning" In a moment, I could shed, a single, lonely tear A world of weight, a mask of sin, to gaurd an ill-got fear In my palm, the sun shines bright, into my darkened soul Exposed first time, a gri...
Posted by Squiggly Line Jeff Asterick Asterick ! on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:52:00 PST

More poetry

"Sly" The fog of the dawn, makes way for the light It reminds those who yawn, the ways of the night The black that had ruled us, evolves to a gray A gray that would fool us, instead vanishes away...
Posted by Squiggly Line Jeff Asterick Asterick ! on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:48:00 PST

More poetry

"Forward" He takes a grip, a solid rip, a tear runs down his face The hate that filled, the moment 'fore, has left this lonely place The aftermath of hate, is sorrow, and his could shatter g...
Posted by Squiggly Line Jeff Asterick Asterick ! on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:40:00 PST

More poetry.

"Journey" This excitement inside me, is going to burst! It's like wired so tightly, it heightens my thirst! For rest and tranquility, I can't sleep a wink! I'm so overwhelmed, I just lay here and thin...
Posted by Squiggly Line Jeff Asterick Asterick ! on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 02:18:00 PST

More poetry.

"Found" Oh how my mind has raced, The pieces scattered far, My soul with bitter taste, My wounds long formed to scar, The essence of my being, Streaked and tainted with demise, A time I walked not see...
Posted by Squiggly Line Jeff Asterick Asterick ! on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 02:09:00 PST

More Poetry.

"To You" My Love, the sweetness, of your lips, could keep me up all night, And I know, your soft touch, will never give me fright, It's in my arms, that you become, the other half of me, And 'fore I w...
Posted by Squiggly Line Jeff Asterick Asterick ! on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:58:00 PST

Poem

   "The Whisper" I hear as it tickles my ear, a whisper of luck and fortune is near, Excitment builds as my heart starts to pace, I don't try to change the smile on my face, I want to sing o...
Posted by Squiggly Line Jeff Asterick Asterick ! on Tue, 02 May 2006 04:18:00 PST