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About Me

Thank God I'm not a contestant in any sort of pageant. It's taken me days to figure out something witty and clever to put here. I always thought that thinking on my toes was an attribute I possessed, but I have been proven wrong. It's a good thing no crown is on the line.I consider myself to be a fun and exciting type gal, and according to a recent survey, as intimidating as a professional wrestler. I recently purchased my dream home and spend vast amounts of time on my back porch admiring same. *sigh*I enjoy socializing and being out with friends, but have a tendency to lose things when in public settings. (My cell phone has been the primary lost item on several diffent occasions) After consulting with the Alcohoroscope, I learned that "Geminis can drink without changing their behavior much -- they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe." This explains a lot.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Boy George would definitely find a place on this list, but sadly, I must admit that it's an unrealistic goal. Entertaining people are always a plus. I enjoy laughing and those that can evoke it. My tolerance level for the dull and boring is fairly non-existent. Ideally, I'd like to one day meet a boy who will click his heels together when jumping off my front porch in a very Weird Science sort of way, hop onto a Harley and sing Your Body is a Wonderland to me. Hey, reach for the stars, right?

Television:

I find my television dial is most comfortable on Lifetime as I get my daily fix of the Golden Girls, and the Cartoon Network. Old women and animation. What can I say? I'm versatile.

Heroes:

My kiddo inspires and amazes me every day.

My Blog

Robbie piano recital

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ7tEFLi764 ...
Posted by Boo Hoo Betty on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:29:00 PST

Purrrrfect Company

In an attempt to entertain and amuse you, I thought I'd regale you with the latest animal drama to unfold on Elm. As a means of clarification, allow me to precede this tale with the following disclaim...
Posted by Boo Hoo Betty on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:54:00 PST

I am a complete nutcase

For whatever reason, Brian listed my name first to chronicle six weird personal habits...like I could ever narrow it down to six. Below, please find my futile attempt: 1. Like Rose Ny...
Posted by Boo Hoo Betty on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 11:43:00 PST

I'm a what?

You are a drumstick..Absolutely insane. That is how most would describe you. You aren't afraid to take risks, and enjoy putting yourself in strange situations. Most people hang out with you because of...
Posted by Boo Hoo Betty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A weird way to start the day...

So I woke up this morning and felt like Winona Ryder. Not because I had been abusing prescription drugs or shoplifting the night before, more like Winona Ryder in Reality Bites. I was in bed, smoki...
Posted by Boo Hoo Betty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy Hump Day to me!

I am so tickled. I got felt up by one of People Magazine's Fifty Most Available Batchelors. *sigh*
Posted by Boo Hoo Betty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST