Life; is like a box of chocolates... A cheap, thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for... Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates... So you’re stuck with this indefinable, whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down because there’s nothing left to eat... Sure once in a while there’s a peanut butter cup or English toffee, but they’re gone too fast, the taste is fleeting... Then you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts... If you’re desperate enough to eat those, all you’ve got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers... ‘Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man’ ~CGB Spender