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Benjamin

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I dont stand in the shower. I love bee's!!!! I am a nerd. But not the cool kind of nerd like the movies. i read science books and play video games like its my job. Well, it kind of is my job.

i get pretty excited when things happen to coincide with the beat of music. like street lights turning green or wind shield wipers. I believe that anticipation is better than realization.

I have phobias about not being clean. I brush my teeth a lot. I like to pretend im smart by using verbose words...or by memorizing scientific equations like the anthropic principle or the heisenburg uncertainty principle or f=m1m2*g/r2. There I go again. I project an aura of happiness, but im really bored and trying to get people to watch movies with me.pink is my favorite color. purple is my least. weird how close those two colors are.

My Interests

writing techno songs for my mom for mothers day, building up my tequity, really cold thick water (from an old faucet, the new ones pump out crappy frothy water with bubbles mixed in), cleaning the sink then filling it up with water and sticking my head in it and drinking as if i can breathe water, grid paper (not lined), spitting my gum really high and catching it in my mouth, making shirts with one word on them, promising people i will make them shirts as cool as mine and then never actually doing it, programming in php, teaching people things, watching movies really big and loud at home with friends, lots of pudding or chicken nuggets, cats that will sleep with you, halo2 for 12+ hours with friends, people that thank me for making PX, finding jeans that fit well, hanging out with my kids at youth group, working out more when you first meet a girl, buying 30 dollars worth of hot dog supplies and eating hot dogs all the time, sunlight, sterile environments, organizing files on the computer, reformatting computer, falling asleep to really loud music in the middle of the day, HUGE snowmen(snogres), super long showers(shaths), driving my car...when i had one, different new bands, supplies or cool useful things...like lockpicks and compass' and pocket knives and binoculars, completing my collection of audio/video adapters, signing my name a million times on pads of paper to find a cooler signature, sleeping bags, paying for dinner, jumping really high,and of course... kickball!

I'd like to meet:

Ronald Jenkees

Music:



Movies:

Ok, again...here's 10 (in reverse order):

oldboy
Requiem For a Dream
The Shining
Cube
Pi
Vanilla Sky
OfficeSpace
Tron
2001 ASO
anything kubrik || cronenberg

Television:

THE OFFICE
Arrested Development
Scrubs
LOST
Grey's Anatomy
Family Guy
Always Sunny in Philly
TLC

And I used to like the NASA channel but they took it off the air... nothing beats the earth 24/7 slowly rotating.

Books:

Fourth Dimension (R Rucker)
Rama(1-4) (AC Clark)
Childhoods End (AC Clark)
GodelEscherBach(DH)
A Brief History of Time(SWH)
Hyperspace (MK)
Hypnotism Made Easy (RW)
Flatland (A2)
All science textbooks...seriously

And RES magazine, since I worked for them.

And REFERENCE magazine if I can ever get it printed!

Heroes:

Ronald Jenkees, Nana, Pop, Mom, Dad, Dad, Mom, Mom, Sis, Bro and John E Boy. So...pretty much my family...

My Blog

Going...going....

 i have major fears:I have a constant fear of misspelling words and people thinking im stupid. The thing i hate more than anything in the world is seeing peoples hands shake. I dont like people w...
Posted by Benjamin on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:51:00 PST

hollow weenie

ok, you bastards. i need a hollow weenie costum for this weekend. specifically for friday and saturday night. im a girl pretty much every year, so change is good. give me ideas! NOW! And if anyone say...
Posted by Benjamin on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 02:43:00 PST

Not my friend anymore?

If you find yourself suddenly off my friend list, it's because I dont really know you. Over time my friend list grows with random people. And today I decided to delete all the ones I didnt know. If yo...
Posted by Benjamin on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 08:21:00 PST

Want to be in a magazine?

I am producing a magazine over the next few months. Anyone can submit material to it for free! You could get an illustration, photo article or anything else into it. If you would like to know mo...
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Web Design

Since 2001 I have run a web design company. And since 2001 I have had requests from clients that make me want to give up trying to be a "good designer" and just make the crap everyone seems to want. M...
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Okee

Okay, you know how I was complaining in my second "blog" about how I hate my job and it's so boring? Well I dont have to go to work any more!!! CAUSE I GOT FIRED! Well, actually I got laid off, b...
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Okee Dokee

So I will post funny things that My robot AE2 has said here. You can IM it on AIM at "AE2FAULT". I will change the s/n's to protect the innocent. Bold  is AE2.(1)[20:51:42] AIM: Message from [cra...
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Okee Smokee

Okay, so it has been like 3 minutes sine i wrote a "blog" but I hate work and will do anything not to have to do it. So i will rant about my robot. My robot is what i like to call..."sine somes" which...
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Okee Pokee...

I just spent 2 hours deleteing everyone on this silly website from my friends list...aparently when you need to borrow a couple hundred bucks...no one is your friend anymore!!! Anywho, I havnt posted ...
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST