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Sooper Chris

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About Me


I'm 30, and thats depressing. I'm an almost married father of a little butterfly and a little champion. I used to live in Adelaide, the absolute smallest capital city on earth, home to the most backward thinking and closed minded people to ever grace this earth but recently have moved to outer Melbourne for my job. I'm a Business Development Manager for an Australian Imported Steel Business. I have a few loves - Central District, Richmond Tigers, Manchester United but secretly like Sunderland too, Cricket in particular Adelaide High Old Scholars, and of course, TISM, the greatest band ever. I dont have a great deal of friends, but I can say those friends I have I can be open an honest and say the truth whether good or bad. Interesting facts - Ummm the first band I ever saw was the Earthmen playing with Rebeccas Empire and the best gig I ever saw was TISM. I used to be a Fitzroy Lions supporter. I miss playing football. I miss playing Golf. I love girls with black hair, and Blondes don't do much for me. I don't hate Mark Riccuito, I just think he's not as good as everyone suggests. My left pinky finger goes backwards. I think thats enough!
Name: Chris
Birthday: 17th June
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: Home
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 178
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: English / Australian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Julius Marlows
Your Weakness: Smart girls
Your Fears: Someone hurting the kids
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learn to sleep
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hi
Thoughts First Waking Up: no.....
Your Best Physical Feature: I dunno
Your Bedtime: after 9
Your Most Missed Memory: life without care
Pepsi or Coke: water
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: yes - a lot
Do you Sing: yeah, and good too
Do you Shower Daily: have to
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yeah again
Do you want to get Married: yeah I do
Do you believe in yourself: nup - but I offer good advice
Do you get Motion Sickness: yep
Do you think you are Attractive: nah
Are you a Health Freak: no way
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, I love them
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ha yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: mmm..yeah
Ever been Beaten up: yep
How do you want to Die: drown
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain
In a Boy/Girl...
Favorite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favorite Hair Color: red or black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: short
Weight: doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: something interesting.... maybe gothic?
Number of CDs I own: meh
Number of Piercings: hmmm
Number of Tattoos: hmmm
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I dunno

My Interests

Football, ummm work (how sad), Music, Cricket both indoor and outdoor, ummm I have a short attention span so... yeah

I'd like to meet:

Probably Richo, Ron Hitler Barassi or Humphrey B Flaubert. John Kennedy, Peaches, Tom Hafey, Allan Jeanes, Wayne Rooney, Nikki Osbourne, Kate Fischer, Little Jo Jo, Clint Helicopter, Mohammed Holmes, Lord Humungus, Wex Dabbler

Mr X http://www.mrxswebpage.com/
http://www.myspace.com/fiendishcavendish

Music:

Ammonia
ACDC
Arctic monkeys
Basement Jaxx
Beasts of Bourbon
**The Dresden Dolls**
DVDA
Frenzal Rhomb
Faith No More
Frank Zappa
Fedde le Grande
Fiendish Cavendish
Foo Fighters
Goldfrapp
Gorillaz
Grinspoon
Hilltop Hoods
Hoodoo Gurus
Kisschasy
Lady Sovereign
Lily Allen
Magic Dirt
Mental as Anything
The Magic Numbers
Meat Loaf
Notorious B.I.G.
Peaches
Queens of the Stone Age
Slipknot
Sneaky Sound System
Scissor Sisters
The Stooges
Tenacious D
TISM
Tool

Movies:

Fight Club
The Blues Brothers
Pirates of the Carribean
Snatch
Being John Malkovich
The Matrix
Scarface
The Godfather
Lock stock and two smoking barrels
Die Hard with a Vengence

Television:

Ohhhh sport I guess

and Arrested development, family guy, american dad, the Simpsons, Little Britain, Balls of steeland Geelong Choking

Books:

strangely enough the Bible
Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho)
Tobsha Learner (Quiver and Tremble)

Heroes:

Hero's save people, inspire men and women, I don't know anyone worthy of being a hero - In the Mean time I still wish I was in the Magic Numberslets all enjoy Mark Riccuito get owned And Richo take a ripper Or Brett Deledio showing Chris Judd to be a tortoise Terry Tate Streaker Hits Terry Tate OSPN Awards Terry Tate Office Linebacker Terry Tate on Vacation Terry Tate Sensitivity training Terry Tate Draft Day

My Blog

Have I returned back to normal?

There has been times in recent years that I've thought to myself "Who am I?", "Do I belong?", "What is normal?". I think I finally answered it, and for some reason, Queens of the Stone Age brought me ...
Posted by Sooper Chris on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 07:03:00 PST

The Cox Plate weekend - the lowdown

Well gees the weekend... wow....The group was Andrew, Michael, Aaron and myselfStarted off with us leaving at 10pm from Chris HQ with Andrew and Michael picking me up, picked up Aaron on the way and w...
Posted by Sooper Chris on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:30:00 PST

The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happier Is That I'm Not More Depressed

I been listenin' to silverchair, now I wish I was a freak;Been readin' The River Ophelia - I'd love a masochistic streak;But I am just a normal guy - I even use capital "S" -Why, I'd rather tell the p...
Posted by Sooper Chris on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:14:00 PST

Opposite day

"There's seven different movies at the city multiplex;Let's both not go to school today and give the brain a rest -You can't say missing one day could be taken seriously -You can be sure that no-one w...
Posted by Sooper Chris on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:09:00 PST

Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours

ICancer? Cancer?! I dream of cancer -Cancer can eat my bones:O, lucky I would consider myselfTo be racked by cancerous moans.A fate more evil, a life more lostThe Devil for me foresaw:Imagine the day ...
Posted by Sooper Chris on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:08:00 PST

My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea

'Huntington's disease, however, is a rare, fatal inherited disorder for which no known cure exists. The patient suffers progressive loss of mental functioning due to brain-cell death in the region of ...
Posted by Sooper Chris on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:07:00 PST

Kate, Fisher of Men

I know he owns a paper Kate, but I buy one every day;It's not that he's rich and successful that you love him, so you say,Which makes me feel so much better, Kate, cos I'm not any of those;And, j...
Posted by Sooper Chris on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:06:00 PST

Julius Seizure (Act III, Scene Ii, Verse 73-118)

Second Plebeian: Peace! Let us hear what Anthony can say.Anthony: You gentle Romans-All: Peace, ho! Let us hear him.Anthony: I come to praise, not to bury, the shoddy and the rooted -To lament for the...
Posted by Sooper Chris on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:05:00 PST

Rebel without a Paunch

So my hair is sorta thinning and a colour's been applied;And, yeah, O.K, about the paunch - I guess I sorta lied;But you won't hear me whining like those fucking teeny starsWhen I'm standing at the mi...
Posted by Sooper Chris on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:11:00 PST