Any woman that lives within walking distance and has Verizon as a cell phone carrier.
It ranges from Bob Seger and Wham to Biggy and Phil Collins. Sweet sweet 80's beats. And of course, a certain royal type.
Anything that ends in a prom.
Seinfeld, The Office, Wonder Years, Growing Pains, Full House, Arrested Development, anything on Nick at Nite. Girls Next Door.
Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Ordinary People, High Fedelity