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About Me

There is really nothing that I can say about myself that hasn't been said already. Either people like me or they don't like me, there really isn't anything in between. All I ask is make up your mind about me with your own mind and not somebody elses. I'm usually good at first impressions, it's that second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth one that I sometimes have issues with. As you can probably tell by my account, I'm not very extravagant. I just like to keep it simple. Don't expect a lot of pics. Watching me work a computer is like watching your dad trying to change a transformer from a robot to a car; it's very slow, half-assed, and something usually gets lost or broken. Sometimes people think I'm actually kind of funny.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm willing to meet and hang-out with anyone who is willing to meet and hang-out with me.

My Blog

Sex Sells, even in Church

This happened back in the summer of '92. I was working in Wal-Mart on 52nd Street (that would be in Kenosha, Wi). There was a girl who worked with me and I'm not going to lie to you, she was smokin...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:36:00 GMT

The Vinny Tripodi Chronicles. (Best Story Ever)

I got an old friend Vinny, who I met back in the Air Force days, who would tell the craziest stories. Even after we got out of Minot, thanks to stuff like My Space, we still keep in touch, and h...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:31:00 GMT

Officials name downed B-52 aircrew members.

7/23/2008 - BARKSDALE AIR FORCE BASE, La. (AFPN) -- Air Force officials have released the names of the Barksdale crew members of the B-52 that crashed July 21 off Gu...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:52:00 GMT

Sean Costello (1979-2008)

Before reading this, go to www.myspace.com/seancostello and listen to this man play, especially if you like the blues. You'll love it. Delta Groove Press Release: It is with the dee...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:06:00 GMT

Farewell, My Friend.

Steven Raymond Linderleaf, 49, Donnybrook, ND, died Tuesday, April 8, 2008, at his home. Steven was born in Bellaire, Michigan on January 27, 1959, the son of Raymond and Ida (Underhill) Linderleaf. ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:44:00 GMT

What goes around...

If you are a musician, you might like this story... This one goes out to my friends in "The Pickin’ Kind" (Go to their my space site. They are very good) On Saturday, ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:28:00 GMT

How the Fight Started (Must read, Funny)

Subject: HOW THE FIGHT STARTED I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:50:00 GMT

Big Strong Flan

BIG STRONG FLAN (Key of G) (This song is based off the Irish folk song, Big Strong Man. For those of you that don't know the song, go to my friend's space and look-up Flanders for Mayor.&...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:53:00 GMT

My "Friend" Dave, Parts 1& 2

This story was originally posted by my "friend" David Slama. As the story is full of lies and exaggerations, one might question the fact that David, in fact, graduated from a fine private, Catho...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 16:57:00 GMT

I wrote a song about it. Wanna here it? Here it goes!!

It's shit like this why I miss my van. (Slide guitar Intro, then big drums) YEA!! I'm gonna tell you my story. (Classic blues riff) I driving home from work. (blues riff) FIRST DA...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:58:00 GMT