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If i were a Banana, i'd be ROTTEN

You don't Understand! It's so Hard being Young and Beautiful And Cool all at the Same Time. Damn, ma

About Me


Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||||| 62%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Dependent |||||| 26%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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You scored as Materialist. Materialism stresses the essence of fundamental particles. Everything that exists is purely physical matter and there is no special force that holds life together. You believe that anything can be explained by breaking it up into its pieces. i.e. the big picture can be understood by its smaller elements.

Postmodernist


94%

Idealist


94%

Materialist


94%

Romanticist


88%

Cultural Creative


69%

Fundamentalist


63%

Modernist


56%

Existentialist


50%
What is Your World View?

My Interests

i think you know. socialism.

I'd like to meet:


My Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Platinum Ringa
You ride around in a 2004 Chrysler Pacifica
Yo gang The Yakuza
Yo shoes be Bathroom slippers
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 631
How much money you got? $5.24953319338303e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 94%

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Music:

everything, but i actually mean everything. if you dont believe me thats fine.

Movies:

WES ANDERSON FILMS (not movies,films), and the ones that make me wake up and go "zombies. they're in the house. crap i dont have anything to fight them with and im in my underwear. oh well lets go."

Television:

anything on PBS, cause im a nerd. oh and Aqua Teen Hunger Force, LOST, and i like watching surgery shows.

Books:

the New Yorker, and just about everything else, if anyone has ever read the Saturdays, i really like that book.

Heroes:

*************************There he goes -- one of God's own prototypes -a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live....and too rare to die.************************* by that i mean me duh.

My Blog

what plays in my head continuously now

CAUTION: TO PREVENT ELECTRIC SHOCK. DO NOT REMOVE COVER. NO USER SERVICEABLE PARTS INSIDE. REFER SERVICING TO QUALIFIED SERVICE PERSONAL. Let this be the epitaph for my heart. Cupid put to much p...
Posted by If i were a Banana, i'd be ROTTEN on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:13:00 PST

i wish

I wish i were dead.dying.deceased. so i would have to put myself through so much crap. i and i have no idea but then again i do as to why i allow myself to do these stupid things. i hate myself and ap...
Posted by If i were a Banana, i'd be ROTTEN on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:30:00 PST

have you...

ever realized that someone or something in your life is way more deranged then you thought? i just found this out about floyd. i came home today and im in a cleaning mood so i start by sweeping, and a...
Posted by If i were a Banana, i'd be ROTTEN on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:28:00 PST

i kill...................

i performed an act of cruelty today to another living being, but whats new, right? i being the masterful artist of thinking ahead and cleanliness, bring my terrariums home in order to take proper, ade...
Posted by If i were a Banana, i'd be ROTTEN on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:03:00 PST

i once was what i once were.

 i wish my insides would fall out, and that someone would tie my ankles with barbed wire to a post in the middle of a lightening storm while it was pouring rain..........................this is h...
Posted by If i were a Banana, i'd be ROTTEN on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:40:00 PST

Sonata For Cello And Piano In F Minor

i have 3snails 3toads and 3 Kombuchas. do the math.
Posted by If i were a Banana, i'd be ROTTEN on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:48:00 PST