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About Me

THIS GUY IS MY FREAKING HERO.

I hope to one day be just half as cool as he is.

you should check out these bands...
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

I'M LIKE A BALLOON,
UNLESS SOMEBODY HOLDS MY STRING
I'LL FLOAT AWAY.

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
♥ BINEWSKI'S CARNIVAL FABULON ♥
Once I saw a six-legged goat baby in a Portuguese museum. True story.
"I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folk are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed." â€”The Scarecrow of Oz

My Interests

Interests?

...basically =]

people are gross

♥ Chu-hi and 80s nu-wave
♥ Getting kicked in the face
♥ Things that sparkle
♥ Being a drifter
♥ Cupcakes with edible mickey mouse stickers

BAITING

stay away from me with your scene politics. i don't care.

I'd like to meet:

SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES

Music:

last fm

I am a giant ear, waiting for your songs of niceness...

Movies:

I ♥ Huckabees, Taxidermia, The Warriors, The Wrongmen, Shortbus, Darjeeling Ltd., Cannibal the Musical, Pink Flamingos, Hairspray, Crybaby, 12 and Holding, Evil Dead 2, The Chumscrubber, C.R.A.Z.Y, Waiting for Guffman, anything Tod Solondz: Welcome to the Dollhouse, Happiness, Palindromes.. and Harmony Korinne.. Gummo, Kids.. Brown Bunny, Greg Araki's Mysterious Skin, and Wasted Youth trilogy: Nowhere, Doom Generation & Totally Fucked Up, Ju-On 1&2, Fight Club, Party Monster, Donnie Darko, Almost Famous, Return to Oz, Aristocrats, Hard Candy, Kung Pow, Seven, Zoolander, The Grizzly Man, Napoleon Dynamite, A Mighty Wind, The Edukators, The Shawshank Redemption, Boondock Saints, Trekkies, Clockwork Orange, Caveman's Valentine, Waking Life, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Nosferatu, Beetlejuice, Amelie, Capturing The Friedmans, Pulp Fiction, Requiem For A Dream, Garden State, Elephant, Superstar, Sin City, Battle Royale, A Hard Day's Night, Children of the Corn, Quadrophenia, TOD BROWNING'S FREAKS

Television:

Twin Peaks
X-Files
Carnivale
League of Gentlemen
Black Books
Wayne Anderson, Singer of Songs

Books:

Running With Scissors - Augusten Burrows
Fear and Loathing - Hunter S.
Geek Love - Katherine Dunn
Hostage to the Devil - Malachi Martin
Disco Bloodbath - James St James
Bright Colours Falsely Seen - Kevin T Dann
I also read heaps of Freud, Sartre, Jacques Lacan, Carl Jung... blah blah, wank wank. I'm spent.

Heroes:

Tod Browning, Lara Flynn Boyle, David Duchovny, Michael Alig, Jack Handy, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Agent Cooper
PRINCE RANDIAN

My Blog

ode.

We miss you but we respect your decision. Rest in peace my cousin, we love you so much. There is no more black now, there is only light. I do not exist, we faithfully insistBailing ...
Posted by hatechel on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 04:16:00 PST

things and stuff, stuff and things...

..because I am waiting for the evening to unravel... Today I (accidentally) punched a bench and left my knuckles bruised and bleeding... brvtal. My mother and I are getting matching tattoos tomorrow w...
Posted by hatechel on Fri, 30 May 2008 01:36:00 PST

opinions please

so i read an article a while ago about a man who was caught having sex with a goat. now i can’t remember what country it was in, but as his punishment he was forced to marry the goat.if i went t...
Posted by hatechel on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:09:00 PST

i enjoy doing surveys because i am a boring boring person

69 Questions Guaranteed You've Never Answered1. Would you bang your neighbor?ew no man they are all creepy old men who watch from behind slatted blinds as the school children walk home. or ASIAN. blea...
Posted by hatechel on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:27:00 PST

boyfriend application ;]

hahahhaa NOT~! but OI im having a party woohoo!
Posted by hatechel on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:29:00 PST

GETTING SOME BIATCH!

Dear Dr.HipHop, I have recently taken heed of your previous advice and let me tell you, I'm the biggest, baddest, muthafunkin' fool in my 'burb niggawhaaaaaat?!?! Problem is, I'm still not getting any...
Posted by hatechel on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 12:53:00 PST

Giggle Juice

dear dr hip hopwhat's the best way to get stupidly drunk on the last day of school? sometimes making a dick of myself and carrying around bottles of wine just isn't enough for me! i want to add a spla...
Posted by hatechel on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 02:30:00 PST

booyah

send questions to Dr.HipHop. always happy to help. booyah.
Posted by hatechel on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:27:00 PST

getting some

i managed to delete the guide to getting some cos im a fag. i will try write it out again. well, something similar anyway. but i probably can't be bothered. just read the guide on how to be a pimp and...
Posted by hatechel on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 07:09:00 PST

chocolate milk-ay

Dr Hip Hop, ur my Nigga. But please help me, I just bought a pair of Air FOrce Ones thinking I'd be one of the flyest pimp masters in my hood, but apparently ( I just learnt how to spell tha...
Posted by hatechel on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 06:54:00 PST