I drink chai an' eat Iraqi food. Then my stomach pays the price for it. I also drive a lot...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Terenz Jeph is my FULL FIRST NAME... or jus' call me Jeph or J-Bot
Birthday: 10NOV1981
Birthplace: DuPage County Hospital
Current Location: A place with sun, sand, and palm trees... yeah, Iraq has all three...
Eye Color: black... or brown... whichever is is...
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'5"... but I got measured at 5'6" recently... WOO HOO!!!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty... like Ned Flanders
Your Heritage: Filipino
The Shoes You Wore Today: Desert ripple sole combat boots... w/my boot knife...
Your Weakness: Drinkin' too much alcohol
Your Fears: Crappin' my pants
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage, peppers, black olives, mushrooms, onions, an' pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Already done it - drank more than 10 cups of chai in an hour under blazing heat
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HOOAH!!! or OOS!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Friggin' - where's the snooze"
Your Best Physical Feature: My jawline... chicks dig the jawline...
Your Bedtime: N/A - as long as I get up on time
Your Most Missed Memory: Being home
Pepsi or Coke: Next question...
MacDonalds or Burger King: I like 'em both... WHITE CASTLE ROCKS!!!
Single or Group Dates: I wouldn't know...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: CHAI!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: N/A
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Swear: Fraggin' fack you... every now an' then...
Do you Sing: Not well... but yeah...
Do you Shower Daily: Not in Iraq...
Have you Been in Love: Negative... I'd like to be...
Do you want to go to College: I wanna graduate college...
Do you want to get Married: HOOAH!!!
Do you belive in yourself: Not as much as Jesus...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when puke-drunk or hung over
Do you think you are Attractive: Negative... but maybe my jawline is
Are you a Health Freak: Negative...
Do you get along with your Parents: HOOAH!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: HOOAH!!!
Do you play an Instrument: Piano, rifle, an' pistol
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope... but drank some fermented apple juice a few mornings ago... I guess the box gone bad...
In the past month have you Smoked: Negative
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Negative
In the past month have you gone on a Date: HAH!!! I'm in Iraq
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Negative
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope - but I should buy some
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope... took a lot of dumps though
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope - BUT HAVE YOU GONE SWIMMING IN AN IRAQI RIVER??? NO!!! HAH!!! I WIN!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Negative
Ever been Drunk: YOU KNOW IT!!!
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: No - but I used to steal toys in kindergarten
How do you want to Die: Old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wanna be GI Joe... oh wait...
What country would you most like to Visit: Iono...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dunno... but I am an "eye guy"
Favourite Hair Color: Dunno...
Short or Long Hair: Long hair... but if you can pull off the short hair look... you have my heart
Height: as tall or shorter... but since I'm short... jus' as long as you don't tower over me
Weight: Dunno... no sumos please
Best Clothing Style: Dunno... sister an' mom still dress mom still dress me
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: CD'S NUTS ON YO' FACE!!! Iono...
Number of Piercings: None - except for the piercings to my heart from bogus lay-dez
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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