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Agile & Seven

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Agile Rodeo. I am 9 years old pitbull and am a stunning 100 pound specimim (spelling?). My girlfriend, Seven of Nine Tertiary Adjunct Unimatrix Zero One of Star Trek fame, is 6 years old, very sexy, and also my niece. Incest is best! Yes!!

My Interests

Sniffing Seven's hoo ha. Eating grass (of all varieties). Chasing the fly. Walking on two legs like Orwell told us. We are also in rehab for chasing the laser pointer for almost a year now. But we crave everyday. Ruh roh here comes another craving! Drool...

I'd like to meet:

that invisible thing that comes from my rearend. it is so bizarre and i can never catch it, but it leaves a very pleasant smell.And Chachi Cat, The amazing hair machine

Music:



Click here to get The Lion Sleeps Tonight at EZ-Tracks.com

Movies:

Men In Black. Pugs are so hilarious!

Television:

Dog Whisperer

Books:

that human Pavlov writes good stuff.