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About Me

I'm an art student working on my BFA in Vis Comm with Museum Studies and a minor in photography. I like people with conviction, raging storms, music, films...waking up without an alarm, civilized yet heated debates with people who know their facts, days where I feel I don't need to wear makeup. I dislike popcorn, stupidity, people who don't understand my sense of humor, and people who are voting for McCain because they think Sarah Palin is hot.

f U N f A C T S :

I'm left-handed

I'm a fundamentalist pizza enthusiast

Although I rarely display my talents, I've been known to bust a move

I can read your palm like a book!

I have a freckle in my eye

I have a thing for British pop-culture

I'm a New Yorker and VEHEMENTLY proud of it!

I'm a bleeding heart liberal tree-hugging environmentalist pro-choice feminist in favor of gay rights and universal health care

AND I VOTE!

My Interests

music, enlightening conversation, a wonderful debate, guitar, drawing, painting, photography, lomography, researching random topics on the internet and accumulating a lot of pointless information and trivial facts (and now I get paid for it!), art, films (the old, the new, the obscure, the foreign, and the indie), making people laugh, making short films, learning new things, cooking (i'm better than your mom, your grandma, AND paula dean!), going to parks late night, the occult, tarot cards, tea leaves, palmistry...

I'd like to meet:

I always try to surround myself with an eccentric cast of characters. So if you're eccentric, you may message me. I'll allow it.

Music:

...E V E R Y T H I N G...

Television:

Charmed.
Angel. (i'm aware of the lame-ness of the latter and the former)
Law & Order.
Flight of the Concords.
Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
The Mighty Boosh.
Blackadder.
Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Seinfeld.
Mythbusters.
Family Guy.
The X Files.
South Park.
Sex and the City.
Weeds.
the Food Network.

...and I'm secretly a fan of the OC, but don't tell anyone. It'll ruin my image.

Books:

Poe, Shakespeare, Palahnuik, Burkowski,
currently reading: When You Are Engulfed In Flames by David Sedaris.

Heroes:

Audrey Hepburn.
Angelina Jolie.
Bill Clinton.
My mother.
My grandmother.
My little sister.
Noel Fielding, Russell Brand, the "Goth Detectives!"

My Blog

The View From My Soapbox is Spectacular.

Ah, the "20-something" years. At this point in our lives, we may be students, waiters, video rental store workers, baggers, drifters, drunks, 9-5ers. But at the root of everything we are is confusio...
Posted by k i k i [is a dick slap] on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:34:00 PST

No More Mr. Nice Guy.

I have noticed that all of my guy friends have been coming to me with similar concerns. Each of them find themselves failing with their relationship endeavors, and they believe this is due to the pop...
Posted by k i k i [is a dick slap] on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:26:00 PST

On Proper Behavior In Social Situations, So As Not To Look Like A Douchebag.

It's alright to hold yourself above others, but it's customary to present a little proof before taking the privilege. I absolutely loathe people who take it upon themselves to decide that they are th...
Posted by k i k i [is a dick slap] on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:08:00 PST

Running with scissors and playing with matches

This month is monumental...emphasis in the mental. I have gone approximately one month without Adderall. Let me explain what Adderall has done to my life, as if you don't think I'm crazy enough alre...
Posted by k i k i [is a dick slap] on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:46:00 PST

A Lesson on Social Decorum. Just call me Emily Post.

What do you do when someone crosses every social boundary and standard of communication? This phenomenon occurs when men and/or women (mostly men) choose to skip the niceties and jump right to the po...
Posted by k i k i [is a dick slap] on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:11:00 PST

The worlds got me dizzy again. Youd think after 20 years Id be used to the spin.

Two xanax and a shot of kessler later and I'm still up at 6 in the morning. 4 hours of sleep ought to do it. I have these knots in my stomach lately. Horrible pangs that won't go away. I don't get k...
Posted by k i k i [is a dick slap] on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 03:03:00 PST

Another one bites the dust...

As Dawn and I were driving around aimlessly tonight, I had to swerve to miss the body of a dead fox on Rangeline. A good samaritan was on his cellphone, probably calling to have it removed since it w...
Posted by k i k i [is a dick slap] on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:30:00 PST

A lost poem...

I want...To be a lost poem in a stranger's coat pocket that conveys the importance of you.To assure you of my desire.To assure you of dreams.I want all the possibilities of you in writing.I want to gi...
Posted by k i k i [is a dick slap] on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 12:01:00 PST

i have a dream....

since when did being "indie" become a fashion statement? or start having a definition? you wanna see some real indie kids, go to Bazbeaux on Mass Ave. those are some hardcore indie kids. They all ...
Posted by k i k i [is a dick slap] on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:59:00 PST

Super Heroes, a Dark Knights Tale, and other stories

I love it when the day appears to start out like shit and quickly turns. Despite pulling an all-nighter, I got up, cleaned my kitchen, had my morning cigarette, ate a nutritious breakfast consisting o...
Posted by k i k i [is a dick slap] on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 08:32:00 PST