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Brian

aged to imperfection

About Me

I'm a hillbilly that anyone can get along with. I'm pretty open minded as long as you think exactly like I do. If you couldn't tell that was a joke. (you should laugh right about now) (no seriously start laughing) I'm a man of few words. What's the description of the perfect wife? A good looking, sex starved chef that owns a liquor store. Just to let you know I don't really believe that. Cause if she owns a liquor store we can just order out every night. By the way if you're still reading this then STOP!! It's for your own good. Trust me. I know what I'm talking about. I think Will Ferrell is about the funniest man alive. If you don't agree with that then you need to see a therapist.
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My Interests

hunting, fishing, camping, guns, wildlife, ky history, food/cooking, (am I being too serious?), my big toe on my right foot, my couch (no seriously it's really comfortable), Will Ferrell, country music, the appalachian mountains some more stuff I will add later I didn't say beer yet, but that's one

I'd like to meet:

Hank Sr and Jr, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, George Jones, Merle Haggard...you get the point

Music:

country, classic and southern rock, some of the new stuff

Movies:

the anchorman, old school, rounders, other movies, the anchorman, some more movies, walk the line, a couple more movies, the anchorman, ....

Television:

csi, that 70's show, myth busters, simpsons, family guy, south park, king of the hill, fox news...

Books:

I acutally can't read so anything with pictures

Heroes:

I will be serious in this category... my dad and mom first and foremost, my grandpa and grandma, my sister Christany and brother Chad, Uncle Danny, most of the rest of the family, Colonel Lewis (Chesty) B. Puller, George Jones, SSgt Timothy Ladakos, and a lot of other people that I haven't named but should call me and remind me they belong on this list. Seriously call me. And Leah Ann Gaddis Mckinney. And April Moore. And Andrea Adams