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The Continued Misadventures of Johnny Rebel

Sure, reality is a great place to visit, but I'd never want to live there!

About Me

"THERE ARE ONLY FOUR QUESTIONS IN LIFE, DON OCTAVIO. WHAT IS SACRED? OF WHAT IS THE SPIRIT MADE? WHAT IS WORTH LIVING FOR, AND WHAT IS WORTH DYING FOR? THE ANSWER TO EACH IS THE SAME: ONLY LOVE."Welcome To Grand Smallwood: Heavenly Bodies Trailer 1

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My Interests

football, baseball, music, film, politics, coffee, reading, philosophy, chess, writing, singing, intelligent debate, poker, photography, real Italian food, cigars, acting, playing guitar, seeing the world, meeting new people....you get the picture.. src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type=".." .. .. type=".." _uacct = "UA-425612-1"; urchinTracker(); ..

I'd like to meet:

Martin Scorsese, Oliver Stone, Johnny Depp, Brett Favre, Larry David, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jenna Jameson, Vladimir Putin, Nelson Mandela, Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Dan Rather, David Letterman, Stuart Scott, Scarlett Johnanson, Levon Helm, Sammy "The Bull" Gravano, Warren Buffet, Jeffrey Skilling, Subcommandante Marcos, Fidel Castro, Tom Petty, Neil Armstrong, Mary-Kate AND/OR Ashley Olsen, Dave Chapelle, Matt Groening, Colin Powell, and that "Mikey" kid from the old Life cereal commercialsTake the quiz:
Are you an independent thinker?

A Free Thinking Rebel
Congratulations. You are a free thinker and a rebel. You blaze the hardest trails. Not only do you dare to think your own thoughts in the face of pressure, but you will stand up for them and fight the crowd.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Johnny Rebel
Birthday: Johnny Rebel was never born, just as he will never die
Birthplace: The Middle of the Desert, Nevada
Current Location: The Epicenter of Trendy Pop Culture
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Russian/Italian/Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Slippers
Your Weakness: Ladies, Booze, and Gambling
Your Fears: Johnny Rebel fears no man; ladies are a different story...
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything hand-tossed by "Irish" Joe Fitz himself
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I don't set goals- the unaimed arrow never misses
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "...................."
Thoughts First Waking Up: What day is this?
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't think I'm allowed to say it on here.....
Your Bedtime: Whenever the sun rises
Your Most Missed Memory: If I'm missing it, then it's one I probably can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.....oh you mean the soft drink?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Is there a difference?
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Why not a little of both?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee...nice and stiff
Do you Smoke: When the moment feels right...
Do you Swear: Like a drunken sailor!
Do you Sing: Like a drunken sailor!
Do you Shower Daily: I splash a little toilet water on my face from time to time...
Have you Been in Love: With someone other than myself?
Do you want to go to College: I'd sure love to find a way out!
Do you want to get Married: I prefer the term "civil union"- sounds less permanent...
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in my ability to fuck up a good thing!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm sitting absolutely still
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure, I'd go fuck myself
Are you a Health Freak: Freak- yes, Health- not so much
Do you get along with your Parents: Better than most
Do you like Thunderstorms: So long as I'm not stuck outside
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, saxophone, vocals
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Never before noon
In the past month have you Smoked: Only while I was awake
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs??? What do I look like- Bob Dylan?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Suzy and I split a milkshake down at the soda parlor
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only in a desperate attempt to destroy it once and for all!!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: The only cream-filled cookies I've eaten in the last month didn't come from Nabisco, I can tell you that!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I'm surprised at my own answer, but I ate a piece of sushi last night
In the past month have you been on Stage: The world is my stage, darling....
In the past month have you been Dumped: Only by God ("Look Johnny, this just isn't working out anymore...")
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, but I was fully-clothed at the time
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A few hearts, but who's counting?
Ever been Drunk: Ever been sober?
Ever been called a Tease: Once, when I was in prison...
Ever been Beaten up: Once, by a pack of angry female midget wrestlers...
Ever Shoplifted: I like to call it "grocery shopping"
How do you want to Die: OH MY GOD- I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!! But I'll take mid-orgasm if I have to...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A little kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Djibouti
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Albino
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the lady and the anatomical location of said hair
Height: The shorter, the better
Weight: Light enough to toss around like a rag doll
Best Clothing Style: Green Bay Packers lingerie
Number of Drugs I have taken: Today? In one sitting?
Number of CDs I own: Compact Discs or Certificates of Deposit? Be a little fucking specific...
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: One, number Two on the way...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regrets, I've had a few, but then again too few to mention

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Books:

The World According to Garp, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Everything You Know is Wrong, Magical Thinking, Choke, Five People You Meet in Heaven, Old Songs in a New Cafe, The Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, The Alchemist, Dry, Illusions, Where the Red Fern Grows, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Me Talk Pretty One Day, No One Here Gets Out Alive, One Flew Over the Cukoos Nest, A Clockwork Orange, The Outsiders, In Cold Blood, Deception Point, Le Petit Prince, Confessions of an Economic Hitman, The Communist Manifesto, The Kid Stays in the Picture, Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

Heroes:

He-Man, Superman, Spiderman, and Brett Favre!

My Blog

Seriously, none of you are bringing sexy back!

I'm getting sick of seeing all these profiles with the same stupid headline: "I'm bringing sexy back!" NO YOU'RE NOT! If anything, you are causing "sexy" to run screaming in the opposite direction. Th...
Posted by The Continued Misadventures of Johnny Rebel on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:02:00 PST

Current Top Ten Favorite Films of All-Time

Not neccessarily in this particular order...1. "The Godfather"; Francis Ford Coppola (1972)2. "Raising Arizona"; Joel and Ethan Coen (1987)3. "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington"; Frank Capra (1939)4. "Good...
Posted by The Continued Misadventures of Johnny Rebel on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:56:00 PST

My professor is a pedophile!

Well he's not my professor anymore, thank Christ. And for all you people out there wondering why I'm always bad-mouthing my education, let this be your first lesson. I WAS BEING TAUGHT BY THE KIND OF ...
Posted by The Continued Misadventures of Johnny Rebel on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:20:00 PST

When did the letter "Z" become so popular?

You know, when I was a child, we had to struggle to find words with the letter "Z" contained in them, yet somehow "Z" has emerged as the most popular letter of all in today's virtual world (the only p...
Posted by The Continued Misadventures of Johnny Rebel on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:33:00 PST

Goddamn, that is one catchy song!

I've been trying, really I have. For days now as a matter of fact, and yet I still can't get it out of my head. The first time I heard it, I thought to myself, "what the hell is this? who sampled Stan...
Posted by The Continued Misadventures of Johnny Rebel on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:46:00 PST

OMG- IT'S ALL GONE!!!

Sweet Jesus, my hair- IT'S ALL GONE!!! That hair I spent two and a half years growing, meticulously shampooing and conditioning and shampooing again, it's fucking gone! I'm as bald as new Marine recru...
Posted by The Continued Misadventures of Johnny Rebel on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:30:00 PST

So what if I talk back to my television?

Some people seem to think it's a little strange that I respond to my TV set when it asks me a question. I don't see what the big deal is. What I think is strange, is that my TV set would ask me a ques...
Posted by The Continued Misadventures of Johnny Rebel on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:45:00 PST

Stage Name

I've decided I don't like the sound of my birth name. It's fine for me just being me, but in professional terms, it leaves something to be desired. The combination of my first and last name comes out ...
Posted by The Continued Misadventures of Johnny Rebel on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:30:00 PST

Why the world hates us, and why I'm learning to sympathize...

I was standing at work the other day doing my daily crossword puzzle, as is my normal routine, when an 18-year old female co-worker of mine asked me why I do the crosswords. I replied that it was the ...
Posted by The Continued Misadventures of Johnny Rebel on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:19:00 PST

A New Season Begins...

And on opening day of the 2007 MLB season, both the Milwaukee Brewers and the Cleveland Indians come away with convincing victories over the LA Dodgers and Chicago White Sox, respectively! We're off t...
Posted by The Continued Misadventures of Johnny Rebel on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:10:00 PST