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Are you an independent thinker?
A Free Thinking Rebel
Congratulations. You are a free thinker and a rebel. You blaze the hardest trails. Not only do you dare to think your own thoughts in the face of pressure, but you will stand up for them and fight the crowd.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Johnny Rebel
Birthday: Johnny Rebel was never born, just as he will never die
Birthplace: The Middle of the Desert, Nevada
Current Location: The Epicenter of Trendy Pop Culture
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Russian/Italian/Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Slippers
Your Weakness: Ladies, Booze, and Gambling
Your Fears: Johnny Rebel fears no man; ladies are a different story...
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything hand-tossed by "Irish" Joe Fitz himself
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I don't set goals- the unaimed arrow never misses
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "...................."
Thoughts First Waking Up: What day is this?
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't think I'm allowed to say it on here.....
Your Bedtime: Whenever the sun rises
Your Most Missed Memory: If I'm missing it, then it's one I probably can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.....oh you mean the soft drink?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Is there a difference?
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Why not a little of both?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee...nice and stiff
Do you Smoke: When the moment feels right...
Do you Swear: Like a drunken sailor!
Do you Sing: Like a drunken sailor!
Do you Shower Daily: I splash a little toilet water on my face from time to time...
Have you Been in Love: With someone other than myself?
Do you want to go to College: I'd sure love to find a way out!
Do you want to get Married: I prefer the term "civil union"- sounds less permanent...
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in my ability to fuck up a good thing!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm sitting absolutely still
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure, I'd go fuck myself
Are you a Health Freak: Freak- yes, Health- not so much
Do you get along with your Parents: Better than most
Do you like Thunderstorms: So long as I'm not stuck outside
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, saxophone, vocals
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Never before noon
In the past month have you Smoked: Only while I was awake
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs??? What do I look like- Bob Dylan?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Suzy and I split a milkshake down at the soda parlor
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only in a desperate attempt to destroy it once and for all!!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: The only cream-filled cookies I've eaten in the last month didn't come from Nabisco, I can tell you that!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I'm surprised at my own answer, but I ate a piece of sushi last night
In the past month have you been on Stage: The world is my stage, darling....
In the past month have you been Dumped: Only by God ("Look Johnny, this just isn't working out anymore...")
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, but I was fully-clothed at the time
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A few hearts, but who's counting?
Ever been Drunk: Ever been sober?
Ever been called a Tease: Once, when I was in prison...
Ever been Beaten up: Once, by a pack of angry female midget wrestlers...
Ever Shoplifted: I like to call it "grocery shopping"
How do you want to Die: OH MY GOD- I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!! But I'll take mid-orgasm if I have to...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A little kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Djibouti
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Albino
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the lady and the anatomical location of said hair
Height: The shorter, the better
Weight: Light enough to toss around like a rag doll
Best Clothing Style: Green Bay Packers lingerie
Number of Drugs I have taken: Today? In one sitting?
Number of CDs I own: Compact Discs or Certificates of Deposit? Be a little fucking specific...
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: One, number Two on the way...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regrets, I've had a few, but then again too few to mention
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