woman are screwed |
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:48:00 GMT |
sex |
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:42:00 GMT |
Learn this |
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:40:00 GMT |
Do you..... |
" Do you love me because I'm beautiful or am I beautiful because you love me."
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:33:00 GMT |
love |
"tRu LoV is when you miss him eVen b4 he LeaVes its when u cuLd Listen 2 him taLK aLL night n neVa get tiRed of heaRing his Voice its when the thought of his name giVes u butteRfLies n u see his smiLe...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:32:00 GMT |
~*mistakes*~ |
~*Mistakes*~
The Mistakes I make
Are mistakes I can't take
Anymore the mistakes I make
Are promises I break
My mistake was letting you go
Just because you wouldn't let me know
the more mistakes I ma...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 19:26:00 GMT |
How to impress a man |
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMEN:
Compliment her
cuddle her
caress her
love her
Stroke her
tease her
comfort her
protect her
hug her
hold her
spend money on her
wine & dine her
buy things for her
listen to ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 19:15:00 GMT |
