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Name: Danny "The Carrier" LeRoy
Birthday: April 2nd, 1986
Birthplace: a hospital...
Current Location: closer to a grammar school than allowed by law
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6 foot.....without shoes....5'11''
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm right handed but I beat it up with my left...go figure
Your Heritage: I'm a mutt....
The Shoes You Wore Today: All white Shelltoe Adidas
Your Weakness: a puerto rican on her knees with her mouth open...
Your Fears: that cigarettes will one day be $10
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese and sausage (or ground beef) or whatever Evy pays for...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to stop hanging out with Puerto Ricans...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Whaddupski"...
Thoughts First Waking Up: "who is this strapping NEGRO"
Your Best Physical Feature: How do I answer this??.....hmmmm....ask my Ex's ;)
Your Bedtime: Whenever my "Booty Talk" DVD ends...
Your Most Missed Memory: Having a crush on a girl in High School and TOTALLY fucking it up
Pepsi or Coke: Thanks to Sandra....I fully appreciate Coca-Cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds for food, but Burger King for the company...
Single or Group Dates: IDK....whatever will get me the Cuss faster
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither....
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ice Cream is for Queers
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither.....Lattes
Do you Smoke: only when around babies
Do you Swear: yes, I frequently tell people to "buzz off" and "go jump in a lake"
Do you Sing: only Ne-Yo songs...
Do you Shower Daily: YES
Have you Been in Love: yeah...but than she turned 18
Do you want to go to College: Learning is for Queers
Do you want to get Married: Yes, and I want to have Ne-Yo sing "So Sick" at the reception while I dry hump my Wife's bridesmaid...
Do you belive in yourself: Not really....I've given up on a future...so i'm just waiting for THAT right girl to fall in love with me so I can cheat on her MERCILESSLY while she looks the otherway and continues supporting my $4,000 a month Porn addiction...
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah, when compared to Puerto Ricans
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah...I smoke like a chimney....you decide
Do you get along with your Parents: Define "GET ALONG"...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, but only when I see a homeless person trying to use a newspaper to stay dry
Do you play an Instrument: I tried to play the guitar, but i failed, I tried to play the keyboard but theirs only so many times I can play "Ordinary People" without the lady at Best Buy yelling at me...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I don't Drink...
In the past month have you Smoked: No but the Home Depot drug tests say "otherwise"
In the past month have you been on : Heroin? No!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Do prostitutes count??
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah but only to be Violently escorted out by the security guards as they mumble "Not you AGAIN"
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Why would I eat a box full of black people that act white??
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I've met a girl who reminded me of sushi...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope....but its ALL MIKE'S FAULT
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah....on my chest
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: twice in a kiddie pool
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only the virginity of a certain girl...ok I'm kidding...just her panties as a souvenier
Ever been Drunk: I dont drink...
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, by a cancer patient while I dangled Morphine over his face...
Ever been Beaten up: Only by a Bus Driver...
Ever Shoplifted: I smuggled some earrings for my mom's birthday without using my hands...
How do you want to Die: by a group of gang bangers as their "initiation"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Kevin Federline
What country would you most like to Visit: Alabama
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BLACK AND BLUE
Favourite Hair Color: Brunettes.....Blondes have a tendancy to call Cops
Short or Long Hair: Whatever's easier to grab...
Height: 5' ___"
Weight: 85 pounds and willing to vomit
Best Clothing Style: Naked....
Number of I have taken: umm....12??
Number of CDs I own: I wish there was a numerical equivalant to "A Shitload"
Number of Piercings: None...
Number of Tattoos: None, but I wanna get an "M" tattooed on both buttcheeks so when I bend over it says "MOM"
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing.....until I wrote this Survey...which is ENTIRELY FICTIONAL and ONLY FOR HUMOR....so don't take it TOO SERIOUSLY
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My Blog

My Mecca

"Odd Obsession Movies"-- this is my love letter to you, but in between every syllable lies my unbridled hatred, my jealousy, my longing....my envy. The first day was heaven. The second day was reality...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:07:00 GMT

My 2008 to Come

Sorry I've been gone for so long. There has been so much going on and I can procrastinate better than anyone in the world. I could probably hold a procrastination contest and I'd win, but I'd nev...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 07:47:00 GMT

My Holiday

Hello all, First and foremost, I want to express that this particular blog title has nothing to do with my ownership of Mike (his last name is "Holliday" *nudge* GET IT?!? *nudge*) -- although he...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:29:00 GMT

My Farewell to Apathy

First and foremost I want to talk to everyone I've been neglecting for the past month or so (everyone from Mike to Nito to Amanda and Mauricio) -- I've been busting my ass with working at 7-...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:15:00 GMT

My Decision

I'm routine. When I wake up I go to the kitchen, get my coffee, read some news on MSNBC.com, answer texts then I hit up MySpace and I see if anyone sent me messages...suprisingly I get a lot of messa...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 23:09:00 GMT

My Jaded Preference...

Lukewarm coffee, the 1st season of "Scrubs" and The Shins' light-hearted opus "New Slang" are making what was shaping up to be a horrible morning into a slightly horrible, now more appropriately ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:38:00 GMT

The Blog You All Knew was Coming...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Bro's and Ho's...It is that time of the year again. The time of the year where the "Niggers of the Hispanic Race" flock to a small park on Chicago's NorthWest Side to celebrate ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 20:41:00 GMT

My Personal Discovery

Prolouge Flashback sequence: 10 year old Danny walks home from Dominick's with his mother at 7 or 8 at night during the nice cool hours of Summer. All he can see as he passes a store named "Discovery"...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 13:13:00 GMT

The Romantic Comedy (Part 1)

"Maybe we can try to work things out" she said, I said "But why?...We've been down this road...we're a trainwreck waiting to happen." "But I miss YOU, being with YOU, calling YOU to tell you how my da...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:33:00 GMT

The Gift and the Curse of "Not Caring"...

"I Don't Care"...a phrase you will hear from me OFTEN. Subjects ranging from "What time should I meet you", "What should we have to eat", "This time can we do a threesome with a guy instead"...all of ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 21:09:00 GMT