Fixxxer

To perceive is to suffer.

About Me

(If life were a restaraunt, the main dish would be drama with a side of bullshit.)

Hi, my name is Bryan. I'm not a bad guy most of the time. I'll admit, though, I am an asshole at times. I really don't hide anything from anyone. If you ask a question I'll probably answer it. I'm really not concerned with keeping my personal life secret. My philosophy is: If it happened it happened. Who knows and who doesn't know isn't going to change that.I like to play sports. Mainly Football. I could play football all day long. I've done it on more than one occasion. I got tackled into a phone pole on the side of an open feild once. By a girl no less. I think her name was Dia. I thought it was kind of hot that she could hit that hard. Does that make me weird? Best football story ever right here... I was playing football with my cousin and about 15 of his friends. I had the ball, running down the right sideline where the weeds are. Well, somehow I, or someone in front of me, managed to step on a little sapling (that's a baby tree for you dumbasses out there) and it snapped back and just about knocked my little buddy's head clean off. Talk about something that'll bring tears to your eyes. Oh, this was in the middle of winter too, so I was pretty cold in the first place. Ahhh memories.Love to listen to music. I prefer Rock, probably because I'm white. Sometimes I get a little crazy when I listen to music, jumpin around, singin loud, headbangin till it hurts; Basically making an ass out of myself. Whatever's fun I guess. I'm starting to listen to rap again, there are a few songs that I really like... but I wouldn't call myself a fan just yet.I really don't care what anyone thinks of me, unless of course that someone is a good friend of mine... and I still don't really care all that much. There is only one person that I really want to think highly of me and that's my girlfriend, and I'm single if that tells you anything. You want to know anything else... just ask. You'll either get an answer, or you will recieve a hearty fuck you.

My Interests

Remember yesterday. Plan for tomorrow, but Live for right now.

I'd like to meet:

5'5, 110 lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, with an open minded twin sister.

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Movies:

You scored as Master Splinter (The Rat). You are wise and virtuous, but you are old.

Master Splinter (The Rat)

68%

April O'Neil

50%

Raphael

46%

Donatello

46%

Michaelangelo

46%

Leonardo

46%
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Television:

Yo Momma, Wild'n Out, Family Guy, Miami Ink, or whatever else catches my attention.

Books:

Where's Waldo. It's the only one I can read.

Heroes:

Mitch Hedberg, Chris Farley, David Spade, Lewis Black, Jimmy Hoffa(best hide and seek player ever!), and my Mom

My Blog

Did I miss something?

I mean seriously. For some fucking reason, everything seems so god damn weird. I wish someone would just come out and say something so I would know why the fuck everything seems so god damn weird. I j...
Posted by The boogy man checks his closet for me on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

love

The word love is powerless when it comes to the feelings that I feel for her.Looking into her eyes, I lose sight of all but her. When she's in my arms all that I know is her. When I close my eyes and ...
Posted by The boogy man checks his closet for me on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:31:00 PST

And then there was Steph

She's Amazing.
Posted by The boogy man checks his closet for me on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:26:00 PST

Yep. I was played.

Wow... thanks alot. I feel worthless. Nothing like getting played. The thing that bothers me most about it is that I let her cut my fucking hair because she said she liked it short. What did she do? S...
Posted by The boogy man checks his closet for me on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:20:00 PST

hmm...

Ahhh Shit.
Posted by The boogy man checks his closet for me on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:00:00 PST

Here we go again

Here we go again... I have no idea why but I feel stretched beyond my means yet again. I have a great girlfriend, I'm in the process of getting my GED, and there's nothing at this moment in life that ...
Posted by The boogy man checks his closet for me on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:52:00 PST

Fuck You

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck. Fuck this Fucking shit Fucking Fuck. Fucking Fucker. AAAAAAHHHHH FUCK. Fuck Fuckety Fuckin Fuckest Fuckery Fucketed Fuckerer Fucking Fuckfested Fucker...
Posted by The boogy man checks his closet for me on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:22:00 PST

WOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

That is all....
Posted by The boogy man checks his closet for me on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:05:00 PST

Kill Me

Just kill me now.
Posted by The boogy man checks his closet for me on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:23:00 PST

ahh fuck.

Why won't it go away?Why won't it leave me alone?Why does it torment me every day?Why does it chill me to my very bones?Why am I terrified?Why do I feel dead?Why have I cried,Without a thought in my h...
Posted by The boogy man checks his closet for me on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:37:00 PST