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Bones

I am here for Friends

About Me

Ladies, watch out because I'm smooth like sandpaper and just about as interesting.

My Interests

Playing guitar, reading books, watching cartoons, telling jokes.

Music:

I absolutely cannot live without the 12-bar blues, heavy metal, rock, and classical.

Movies:

Romantic Comedies, and yes, I am ashamed.

Books:

Anything by the following authors - F. Scott Fitzgerald, William Faulkner, Mark Twain, Joseph Heller, Tim O'Brien, Bertolt Brecht, André Gide, Jean Shepherd, Henry James, Oscar Wilde, James Thurber, James Joyce, Luis Valdez, Anthony Burgess, George Orwell, Eudora Welty, Caryl Churchill, Tom Stoppard, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Ernest Hemingway, Anton Chekhov.

Heroes:

Green Lantern, Spiderman, Link, Sanjuro.

My Blog

Excitable boy

Today started like any other day. I woke up late, went to classes, came back home, and looked forward to dinner time. Then my roommate walked in with the mail. He was holding two yellow shipping ...
Posted by Bones on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:30:00 PST

The best haiku ever made. No, really.

"Disillusionment in Winter"When the snow falls down,So do your mother's panties.God, she's such a whore.Thank you for your patronage of the fine arts.I will continue to be a patron of your fine mother...
Posted by Bones on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:49:00 PST

Somebody get a trashcan, I think I'm gonna BLOG!

I realized something a few days ago.My roommate's grandparents came for a visit, and as soon as they knocked on the door, I dashed into my room and closed the door to "start packing for the weekend at...
Posted by Bones on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:25:00 PST