I'm Roy D. Muffer, I'm from Tennessee,
I'm the finest over 40 you'll ever see,
I'll shine that fanny like Turle Wax,
let me bring it back, teach yall how to acts,
i'm a dip it, stick it, flip, with my cataracts,
stick it, flip it, dip it, just to be exact,
I got cyalis... on the prowl,
makin' young ladies... hoot and howl,
and if you ever, question my authoritay,
you'll meet the tasty cedar... of my trusty cane!
... Uhhhhh! Yeeeeeeeeah!
Is YOUR house USDA certified???
DIRTY OLD GEEZERZ!
