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About Me

I'm a "long-haired hippy freak".
OK... I'm a long-haired freak but I wouldn't call myself a hippy. I love spending time with real hippies, though.
I'm a computer geek--That means I'm a nerd with social skills and a personality that "real" people like.
I call things like I see them. I don't like lying and, if I exaggerate, I'm joking. I have a very dry sense of humor. Sometimes, people get offended because they didn't know I was joking about something. I like dark humor and have no tolerance for people who feel a deep moral need to be politically correct. I will laugh at such people and I won't be joking. I might not volunteer a lot of information about myself, my interests, and my opinions about things, but, if asked, I'll answer any question about me and I won't candy-coat it. It takes a lot to embarrass me and, if you are a cool person, I'll test ya to see how much it takes to embarrass you.
I am a Lesbian trapped in a man's body. I'd like to make it very clear that I'm not a bi-sexual Lesbian trapped in a man's body, I'm a full-blown Lesbian trapped in a man's body. I just can't understand the concept of being attracted to a man's body. I have a true respect for women who do but I'm just not built that way. I tend to accidentally hit it off with bisexual women. Now, I know what you're thinking... "He just thinks he can get a threesome by spouting out this crap". Nope. Been there, done that, found out all about every jealous issue a person can have and then some. Don't get me wrong, I love the idea, it's just very rare when all the stars in the heavens are aligned and more than two people are able to get freaky with each other at the same time and everyone involved enjoys it. Well... Unless you're just slutty (not that there's anything wrong with that).
I'm easy going and open minded but I'm not too into long walks on the beach. I know the difference between "to", "two" and "too". I also know the difference between "your" and "you're". Animals love me like I'm Grizzly Adams.
Pez wars
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Oh yeah... Did I mention that I collect PEZ dispensers?

My Interests

So far, I can only think of "SEX" but I'll get back to this.

I'd like to meet:

Aloysius Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.

I had been in a relationship for a very long time until not long ago and I'm happy to meet anyone cool who'd like to meet me. I'd love to meet potential dates but I don't want to find myself in a serious relation any time soon. I like people who have the guts to speak their minds honestly and with conviction. I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.

And

Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.

Music:

I like singing-type stuff. Objects that make noises are pretty cool, too. You know... If you can dance to it.

Movies:

I like just about anything as long as the food doesn't cost more than the ticket.

Television:

Ahhhh... The old babysitter.

Books:

I like just about anything but text books; I've been through way too many of them.

Heroes:

Green Lantern could kick Spiderman's @SS any day.