It's the Spring ASSHOLITY AWARDS! Part One. |
Well it's that time once again! The snow has finally melted, revealing the rotting fall leaves in all their mottled brown splendor. Robins are bee-bopping all over the place and the call of Spring ... Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:31:00 GMT |
Would someone PLEASE explain this to me! |
If there is anything cool about working a part-time job in a major chain "Supermarket Superstore" (ta-da!) from 7:00 p.m. to 12:00 a.m. it's this... Numero Uno: You get to see all the local nut-bal... Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:17:00 GMT |
Hey! You know who THAT IS? |
Now, I don't live way out in the sticks exactly... I reside in what passes for small town U.S.A. I guess. According to the Republicans in the last election, I'm pretty sure that I don't qualify as a ... Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 12:38:00 GMT |
Wow! It's the ASSHOLITY AWARDS! |
I guess that it's that time again, People! You know that Spring is coming finally, because there are about 200 different "award shows" popping up on TV channels everywhere... Sort of like a really ... Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:48:00 GMT |
When I was a Boy, ..... |
What the Dilly-oh! Maybe it's because I'm 58 years old... Or maybe it's because I was spoiled rotten as a kid... I mean, I grew up in the greatest era in Musical History and saw the birth of Rock & R... Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:56:00 GMT |
My personal Valentine's Day Massacre! |
Ah, Valentine's Day! Love reigns supreme throughout the land, especially for candy and greeting card manufacturers! Nothing like a 10 lb. box of assorted chocolates to get those romantic juices flowi... Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 16:12:00 GMT |
It's a New Year and..... |
Well Kiddies, we're 27 days into 2009 and I'm ready to give you my take on the New Year so far. I haven't written anything for a while but I've been real busy shoveling the God damn snow every other... Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:54:00 GMT |
HAPPY (Cough...Cough) NEW YEAR !!! |
Well, the psychedelic Disco Ball in Times Square, N.Y.C. made it's way down it's shaft and plopped down at the bottom of it's pole right on time, flashing 2009 - 2009 - 2009 at exact... Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 10:23:00 GMT |
Tis the Season to be.... An Oscar Meyer Weiner !!! |
As I start writing this blog its raining cats and dogs outside, and has been doing so for about 24 hours so far... I'll tell ya... If they had decided to film the movie "White Chris... Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:58:00 GMT |
Yay! Here comes freakin’ WINTER !!! |
At times, I can be a complete doofus, let me tell you! As it turns out, I have Thursdays off as a rule and I decided to grill some hot dogs for my Birthday dinner... Yes ... Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:38:00 GMT |