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About Me

I used to break into film studios; there's a studio called Pinewood Studios near London, and I broke in there when I was 15. And I crept around, creeping, creeping, and hoping that some guy with a big cigar might go,
"Hey! A creeping kid! For my film, 'The Creeping Kid!' You, you're in!"
I'm both a smartass and a jackass, and trust me, it takes a lot of concentration to pull both off at the same time without looking like I could star on Full House or something.
I worked for Verizon Wireless for 3 years as a wireless data engineer, and I loved it. Now, I work for Cingular Wireless as a systems engineer, and I love it even more. I also like cheddar cheese.
Myspace is boring as shit, I don't understand how people can get addicted to it and spend hours browsing this shit. For some reason, it has now become popular to look for booty on the Internet. There's a SHITLOAD of people that get on here looking for ass. Seriously, what the fuck is that all about? Don't get me wrong; I was looking for girls on the Internet, like, 10 years ago, before the Internet was cool. Trust me, there weren't any that didn't end in .GIF or .JPG. Not to mention, there was this awful stigma, something about being a "geek" or a "nerd", when you casually mentioned at the water cooler that you were cruising alt.binaries.multimedia.erotic late last night, lookin' to score. Now people can get away with saying "I was cruisin' Myspace last night, lookin for ass" and it's not only ACCEPTED, it's ENCOURAGED! It's "COOL" to be a nerd now? Fuck you, you call the real nerds "boss".
Yeah. The sense of humor thing. It's very, very caustic, dry, and somewhat abrasive. All of my friends share it. What does that mean? It means that anytime we go somewhere, it's almost nonstop hilarity. I've seen people start laughing into an energy drink, resulting in it exploding (I know my physics but I still can't explain why that happened) and spraying all over themselves, or screaming at strange voodoo ladies at the bus stop, or hitting on a bunch of fat black women packed in a minivan.
Hey, they were hot. Er, I mean, someone else did that.

My Interests

wireless technology, verizon, fire poi, computer gaming, wired and wireless networking, music of all types, piano, percussion, turbocharged engines, automotive performance tuning, 600cc sportbikes, doing 0-60mph in less time than it takes you to read this last sentence.

I'd like to meet:

If you're interesting, I wouldn't mind talking to you.I'll warn you in advance that my sense of humor is very caustic; sarcasm is an art form.
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Music:

I looked down, and there was like, a Jack Johnson album next to my beer! So I'm like, "WHOSE IS THIS?! I LOVE JACK JOHNSON!" And this guy says, "Oh yeah? Me too! I love him too, let's go up to my room and talk about it!"

Television:

Family Guy is the best show ever created.

Books:

Da Vinci Code, the Wheel of Time series, works by Steven Brust, Clive Cussler, Nicolo Machiavelli, and Sun Tzu. I won't put Ayn Rand on here because that's just an author that people namedrop when they try to make themselves look smart. i.e. "I READ AYN RAND ON A DAILY BASIS THEREFORE I AM SMARTER THAN YOU". Not saying that Machiavelli and Tzu aren't used for the same thing, but it's usually Ayn Rand and some other lofty title, like "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"

My Blog

I completely forgot this was here.

I usually use livejournal but hell, why not join the massive and have 2938509238523 of these stupid things. I am living out here in NJ solely for work. I don't know anyone outside from work. If I m...
Posted by Nait on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST