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◊Spork◊™

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About Me

Work.

Dream.


My Interests

Happiness is:
*going places I've never been*the smell of rain on a warm summer evening*learning new things*getting lost*working on my broken Renaults*bubble wrap*hiking*weeping willow trees*Sinclair gas stations*a clear night in the desert*the junkyard*camping*backpacks*gargoyles*a double sided axe*Apple Computers*snowboarding*running*trying to tickle my boyfriend... and losing horribly*a clear mountain stream*getting all the green lights*Full Throttle Blue Demon*wrap-around sunglasses*a really big hard drive*playing volleyball*taking the scenic route*exploring ghost towns*my Canon GL2*frogs in the swamp*the word 'swamp'*the way sore muscles remind you that you worked hard*wearing a still-fuzzy-on-the-inside hoodie*a sharp knife*pushing the limits*studying geology*nooooodles*glow-in-the-dark stars*getting something good in the mail*proving everyone wrong*trains and the tracks they leave*White Fox soup*taking stupid pictures*climbing anything I can*going to rummage sales*heat lightning*strange little cars*a bubbling hot tub*a good cup of coffee*Final Cut Pro*collecting rocks*a CB radio*my GIANT antenna*purple mascara*a big bonfire*a radio control Pacer*caving*breaking all the rules*giving a good massage*the middle of nowhere*punk and industrial music*reptiles*free stuff*a violent thunderstorm*Colorado*turning up the radio when no one can hear you scream along*the sound of wolves*cuddling during a good movie*car shows*cookies*a really big garage*doing something when everyone said "You can't"*forgetting where you came from*

I'd like to meet:

People who are a little bit different from everyone else... open-minded creatures who can understand without judging, who don't waste thier time longing to be normal. People who like weird cars. ...and a three-headed sheep.

Your Driving Is is: 66% Male, 34% Female
According to studies, you generally drive like a typical male.
You're confident in your driving skills, and hardly any situation gets the better of you.
And while you may have a few tickets under your belt, you're still a very good driver. Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?

Music:

Less than Jake, KMFDM, Rise Against, Stabbing Westward, Something Corporate, Trapt, Alkaline Trio, Everclear, Social Distortion, Flogging Molly, Blink-182, Goldfinger, Radiohead, Sisters of Mercy, Yellowcard, Bad Religion, Tool, Assemblage 23, Rancid, Gravity Kills, Fenix TX, Suicide Machines, Type O Negative, MxPx, Slipknot, Vast, Pet Engine, Red, Wumpscut, Kid Rock, NOFX, Simple Plan, Wank, Queensryche, Plain White T's, Radish, Pink Floyd, Rob Zombie, Sugarcult, They Might Be Giants, and anything else that has good lyrics!

Movies:

Bio Dome, SLC Punk, the Professional, Gremlins, Resident Evil, Saw 2 (Jigsaw was my hero), 8MM, Pet Sematary, Silent Hill, Doom Generation... if I said Herbie was cool, I'd be a big nerd, wouldn't I?

Television:

How it's Made, Dirty Jobs, House, Family Guy, the Simpsons, ...and the news, lol.

Books:


You Are a Dare Devil
For you, life is one big dare.
And you're all in for any adventure.
Others find you exciting, inspiring, and a bit intimidating.
You're biggest challenge at this point is trying to top yourself! How Daring Are You?

Heroes:

Enos Mills, John Denver, Louis Renault... Though I've found that when people see just how real your heros are, they will do all they can to tear you apart for what you think.

My Blog

Complacent Dreamer?

A vibrant orange starfish got thrown onto the rocky shore when the tide crashed and rumbled in. Then the tide was an ASSHOLE and forgot to wash him back into the sea. It's kinda like that feeling. H...
Posted by ◊Spork◊™ on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:00:00 PST

Something Corporate Rocks...

Let's get drunkYou can drive us to the harborWish upon a star butDo you know what stars are?Balls of fire, burning up the black spaceFalling from the landscapeExploding in the face of GodLet's get cra...
Posted by ◊Spork◊™ on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:02:00 PST

i was a prayer

I am waiting 'til there's nothing left I'm a prayer, all you see is breath I am empty, I am skin and bones, I'm a ribcage Well, I'm out the door with apathy But I'm coming home with sympathyI am real...
Posted by ◊Spork◊™ on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 05:45:00 PST

It’s cold outside

I guess I was kinda unfair with giving credit... I gave too much credit to those who don't really deserve it, and I forgot to mention the people who really cared.  Sometimes people care too much,...
Posted by ◊Spork◊™ on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:09:00 PST

Apple Pie

I'm covered in flour. Because SOMEONE thinks dusty white handprints look cool on my dark colored t-shirt and black pants. Well, I fight back... I'm not the only one covered in flour. Today I learned ...
Posted by ◊Spork◊™ on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:28:00 PST

Im a strange girl...

I'm a strange girl...  Here's me.     Butt naked...     in the shower.  When all of a sudden, I see a gigantamous cricket climbing his way up t...
Posted by ◊Spork◊™ on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:46:00 PST

Mixed songs and poetry (why you shouldn't listen to your ipod too long)

Faded. Fallen. Lost? Perfect the art of breaking. Perfect drug. Are we alone in here? Are we alone in here? And the light of a fading start... I wanna laugh but I think that I'm choking on reality...
Posted by ◊Spork◊™ on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:44:00 PST

Man, it’s good to be a geek

I got a Spiderman t-shirtI got Converse that are rotting off my feetI got a bad mustachea reoccurring rashand not a lot of cashI spend it on my stashMan it's good to be a geekWell it's good to be a ge...
Posted by ◊Spork◊™ on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:53:00 PST

Whores on your street corner, fading into the night

I was thinking about the whole concept of people who mooch and ask for things that they don't deserve, etc... and things that people might deserve, but aren't worthy of once they ask for them... and I...
Posted by ◊Spork◊™ on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:19:00 PST

Bring out yer dead!

Boooooooooooo!  I am the ghost of some chick... some chick that was abducted by aliens!! There's a show about aliens on tv, and I think it'd be pretty cool to meet an alien... I bet I would scare...
Posted by ◊Spork◊™ on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:31:00 PST