Setting up tennis matches for horses, Biochemistry, Unnecessary pudding fights, Necessary pudding fights, Smashing other peoples's furniture until they become ablaze with the fury that is within us, Hating people with the fire of 1,000 suns, Loving people with the warmth of 1,000 suns, Tampon wearing douchebags, Canons (real canons), Power Hour, Flip Cup, Any type of alcohol, Studying finger painting, Toe painting, graffiti, nose painting, face painting, nice painting, video games, all shows and cartoons from the 1980's, puffing, drinking and all types of ill sh*t!....and of course, more to come....which now includes:Hormone Fungus, Metabolic Acidosis, Creamed Corn, Uncreamed Corn, could be Creamed Corn, would be Creamed Corn, should be Creamed Corn, and what shall always be known as Creamed Corn, Providing our own laughtrack, bathing in the light that grows within our very being, E Pluribus Unum, Haggan-Das, stolen thoughts and once again...more to come
Bob Uecker, Phil Hendrie, The inventor of frying pans, Any bear hunter, Mouse Trap Officianados, Tim Curry, All the people on the Titanic, Witches (the women who love witches, the men who love witches, and men who think they love witches), Chiquita Banana, Jose Reyes, Mrs. Butterworth, Paul Newman's left shoe, Punky Brewster, All the characters of Seinfeld, Selma Hayek, John Rambo, John McClain, Martin Riggs, Teeny Tiny Ballerinas, Very Big Bassoon players, The inventor of the Universe, The Inventor of the Universe's Step-Daughter, Vikings, Pilgrims, the Amish, the man who created the Air Conditioner and his family, accountants a go-go, Bruce Lee (even though he's dead), Dr. Emmitt Brown, Genghis Kahn, Biff Tannen, and Jaws...and of course, more to come which now includes:The man who bet against Jesus, Harpoon Benders, The Inventor of the Gay Bomb, Swiss Tortoise Scientists, Mans-Germain, women who jump on the hood of cars with 4 month old babies, Skywriting Auctioneers, any wild beast that can sing, Vampire Peacocks, Mr. Sloppy Whiteyear,Platz the Man of Fear, Krank, Illiterate lesbians, People who demand steak at a waffle house and once again more to come....
Hard house, Harder house, Hardest house... Hard Rap, Hard Light Music, Hard to play music, Hard to discuss music, Rap, Light Rap, That's a rap... saran rap....and of course, more to come...which now includes:Psychodellic opera music, music for the deaf, angry bash music, yodeling, jungle drum and bass, jungle rum and bass, jungle for the dead chants, rainchanting, chant-raining, the best hits of canadian moose hunters, and soft war music....and once again more to come
Die Hard Trilogy, Jaws Trilogy, Back to the Future 1, 2, 3, Lethal Weapon 1, 2, 3, 4, Star Wars Trilogy, Matrix Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Final Destination Trilogy, Naked Gun Trilogy, The Godfather Trilogy, A League of Their Own Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy, There's Something About Mary Trilogy, The Notebook Trilogy....and of course, more to Come which now includes:Transformers Trilogy, 1408 Trilogy, The Sandmans Ass Trilogy, Animal Crackers Trilogy, Braveheat Trilogy, Mary Poppins Trilogy, Little orphan Annie Trilogy, Ray Trilogy, Alvin and the Chipmunks Trilogy, 23 Trilogy, The Passion of the Christ Trilogy....and of corse more to come
Seinfeld, Family Guy, South Park, North Park, West Park, East Park, Chan Ho Park, Jack Parkman, Simpsons, Heroes, Robots vs. Dogs, Shemales vs. Unicorns, The Amish vs. Death, Seattle vs. Denver (the final show down), My uncle vs. Your uncle, Bottle of Red, Bottle of White, PMS vs. Bipolar disorder, UFC vs. ICU, Xena; Warrior Princess, All in the Family... and of course, more to come which now includes: Jesus vs. Sunny Liston, Joey vs. The Waffle House, Hitchhikers vs. the Purple Mountains of Alabama, Cron sorbie poffin,
Why I hate the number 304, Salt!!!!, Salt 2: Way Too Much Salt, Lost at Sea; Lost at Sea, Olive Tan Skin, The Gnostic Gospels, How to Kill Your Roommate, Any Bible that Has God in It, Another Fish to Fry, Fry Fishing, Not Thinking, The Complete Guide to the Alphabet, 1, 3, 5, 7, 9: the Story of Odd Numbers, Plants That Wait for You to Sleep...and of course, more to come
Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, All the heads of the Five families, Lloyd Bridges, Steve Martin, Bill Murray, Richard Dreyfus, Chevy Chase, Randy Quaid, Bugs Bunny, Any Looney Tunes Character, Otto and George, Anyone not named Calcium, Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks, Robin Williams, Bill Cosby, Homer Simpson, Al Bundy, Kramer, John J. Peterman... and of course, THE SILVER SURFER!....oh, and of course, more to come