Attn: conservatives worth less than $1,000,000 |
Attention conservatives worth less than $1,000,000.I believe Frank Zappa said it best: "Number 1 ain't you, you ain't even number 2." You poor fart-catchers need to understand that you are embarrass... Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 15:21:00 GMT |
I solved global warming! |
Plant trees.Thank you, thank you very much. Oh no, I couldn't accept that much money for solving humankind's greatest problem. Really, I'm just trying to do my part for the team. Lady, put those th... Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:42:00 GMT |
Have a nice day... |
I am disgusted with these simpering, weak livered, idiot company shills telling me to "have a nice day" just after they have irreparably fucked my day up. That's right bank teller bitch, I'm talking ... Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:15:00 GMT |