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My name is Dirk Diggler..I'm from San Fernando Valley,And here's a little about myself and my carreer,As a teen I was working as a busboy, and moonlighting as a hustler.I quickly moved in with a friend named Horner, mostly to escape my dysfunctional homelife, and quickly made myself known in the thriving world of Los Angeles' porn industry.I became a huge star during the 1970s, My name even reaching the mainstream.My movies were very popular, possibly due to my 12 inch weenie.I also had an active sex life off-camera, in addition to the chicks I banging on film.but along with my money and fame came its downsides: one of my co-workers committed suicide, and I became addicted to cocaine and methamphetamine.I tried at one point during the early '80s to turn my porn industry success into a musical career, but failed miserably due to financial difficulties and because my song "You Got the Touch" was frightful. By the early 1980s,My drug habit,and my arrogance had almost ruined me. I was no longer in demand by adult film producers because they had newer, younger actors. As a result,I lost most of my money, and I began wandering the streets, hustling for enough money to have a place to stay. One of my customers even brutally beat me.After witnessing the shooting death of a friend during a drug deal gone wrong,I reconciled with Horner and started making movies again. In the final scene, during the mid-1980s,Thanks Horner rock on