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Burn

everytime someone starts or reposts a chain I set a kitten on fire think of the kittens
Posted by on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 17:10:00 GMT

The History of the Earth (with robots!)

God creates man Man kills God Man creates robots Robots are in denial of God's previous demise Robots kill man Thusly is the script of Battlestar Galactica written good show...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 17:53:00 GMT

Does retardation come in a can?

yes, its called hairspray atleast, in my experience, when I get a can of hairspray, I tend to do stupid things most of the time its with fire
Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 19:47:00 GMT

Online Conduct

When I say lol online, chances are I'm not laughing
Posted by on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 20:01:00 GMT

Religion

"you know, I was god once" -Robot"yes, I saw, you were doing well until everyone died" -God
Posted by on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 17:18:00 GMT