when i was 13 i was transported from Exudor Level-A40 with my parents Collean Pilpton (Edward Sissorhands first born child) and my father Megaman. During transport my father and mother we seperated from me and i was sent through Warp portal 2299. I aged rapidly and for past 52 years i have kept my likness the same. I have been transfering from portals 2299 to 4087. I have yet to find my parents. I have seen the past, your present, and the future.
all you need to know that is that in the future paper will be folded hot dog style for hamburger style is no longer accepted by the united planets postal service.
I also enjoy Spaceball, extremely. Unfortunately Mountain Dew has yet to be re-legalized.