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Patches

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About Me

Oh, the vanity of an "About Me" section. Well, I'm from Longview, TX, a nice little town if you are an older person with a family. But I was forced to make my escape almost 4 years ago to the big city of Dallas, and I love it! I am not going to be one of those people who says they are happy in any situation. I'm not. There are things I like to do, such as go to the movies, sing karaoke, go out with my friends, renting movies and being a homebody, or just hanging out. There are things I dont like to do..Work on cars, watch sports (well, I like baseball despite myself), or talk about either in depth with anyone at all. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm told, a large and very disfunctional family, and more friends than I could have ever hoped for. Ten years ago, I never thought I'd be the "Blake" that is before you today! Here's a little more about me!
* * * I love my family and friends very much.
* * * My mom's a lesbian, my dad is married to my mom's best friend, & I have a brother, two sisters, and two step sisters.
* * * I love singing and LOVE karoeke.
* * * I am unforgettable.
* * * My 13year old sister means more to me than you ever could.
* * * I am half caucasian and half hispanic.
* * * I wanted to be closer to my grandparents.
* * * My eyes change colors, from blue to green, depending on what I'm wearing.
* * * My favorite colors are blue and green!
* * * I can't drink dark liquor.
* * * I used to be allergic to cats, but am now allergic to dogs.
* * * I'm VERY sweet, but you have to break through the bitchy molding.
* * * I LOVE dimples, DARK hair, and dark eyes on a guy.
* * * I have an affinity for darker skined guys, hispanics especially.
* * * Don McPherson will always be my hero.
* * * I'm high maintenance. Don't ask 'how so?'. Just figure it out.
* * * Sarcasm isn't just my nature. It's my way of life.
* * * I was the Longview Independant School Districts spokesperson from 2nd to 5th grade.
* * * I'm a Buffy junkie.
* * * There is one thing a guy can say to me to make me melt!
* * * There is one thing a gay can say that can completely turn me off!!
* * * I'll jokingly make fun of people all day, but when someone makes fun of a child, I get very upset.
* * * I tried out for American Idol the year Taylor Hicks won.
* * * I hate Taylor Hicks.
* * * LL Cool J, Christian Vincent, and The Rock make me horny.
* * * I can sew.
* * * I hate when someone tries to be funny and they just aren't
* * * I got this "about me" idea from Randy.
* * * I want to fall in love.
* * * My favorite music is and always will be EASY LISTENING!
* * * I will always tell you the truth no matter how painful.
* * * The shoes you are wearing right now are ugly.
* * * I kissed my first girl at age 12.
* * * I kissed my first boy at age 13.
* * * It was because of the boy that I came out of the closet at all.
* * * My first name is Adam.
* * * I ABHOR Bad grammer!
* * * I beleive that the only one who cares about how I feel is me. It's how I treat people that I say I care about that matters to them.
* * * I love being silly and inappropriate.
* * * My drink of choice is a rum and diet!
* * * I need a drink, like, RIGHT NOW! *points down*
* * * Anything else? ASK ME! Yahoo Messenger/AIM= br21754* * *
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My Blog

Things I Learned this Weekend.

Saying you have to poop can you get you out of ANYTHING! Fitz and I look like we should be a couple. Jason would kiss me to get me out of a jam. He apparently would kiss anyone to get INTO a jam! Som...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:09:00 GMT

I've never had a period...

But this is some funny shit...Thanks Cara   ..>     Have a happy period. This is one of the funniest things I've ever read!     AN OPEN LETTER TOMR. JAMES THATCHER,BRAND...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:21:00 GMT

Two Weeks.. 'Hug her.'

Sally Field never ceases to amaze.  Recently I began watching ABC's show 'Brothers and Sisters' starring Ms. Field and Calista Flockhart, and when I found this prime time gem, I thought I had hit...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 23:00:00 GMT

This, Bud, is for you.

  I have to say that it's been a long time coming, but I am finally happy and content with who I've become.  Sure, there are always things that I wish I was better at, or did less, or did mo...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 20:53:00 GMT

Ms Clarkson, if you're nasty!

What do you get when you mix four 20-something homosexuals, a 13 year old girl, and lots of eye make-up?  You get my night at the Kelly Clarkson concert!!!  Let's just go ahead and...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 09:00:00 GMT

Blessings by Dar Williams

This is a song by Dar Williams that I couldn't find to put on my profile, but it's a song that I've loved for going on 10 years now, and it's been stuck in my head for about a week now.  If you h...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:07:00 GMT

Violet, that is so cute! Now lemme tell you about me!

This is not really a BLOG, but this is one of the many BEST lines in any movie I have ever seen!!  And I had to share it!!  It's from the part of Coyote Ugly when Violet goes looking for a ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 13:47:00 GMT

You want to hide your egg WHERE???

Misleading as it it, this blog entry isn't about Easter!  I just thought..."Hm.  Cute title."   SOOOO, I have a quandary!!!  My beautiful Velveta Shells and Cheese has suggested th...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:31:00 GMT

Mom's Vagina and Multiples of 5

Thanks to LisaC, I have to do this. So, if your name is on the bottom of MY list, I fully expect your participation. You hear? Don't push me...if you don't comply bad, bad things will happen. Li...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 13:44:00 GMT

Courtney Love's first sell of the day!

Well, this has already been blogged about once this week by Britt, and if you were at the party this weekend, you most assuredly heard the story, but for those of you who haven't, this story is worth ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 14:45:00 GMT