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Mungmopper

I am here for Friends

About Me

I stab children...I mate out of wed lock...fruit makes me hostile...I found Chester Copperpot BEFORE those meddling Goonies...words frighten me...I believe in nothing...I am the dungeon master...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

-Scantely clad loose women with 80's bangs, inflammed livers and bulbous hemmoroids.

-The Mildly Retarded Hustla

-Jim Lewis...one last time

-The guy who discovered seamonkeys.

-The ninjas in my attic.

-My inner-child...who I'll probably end up stabbing.

My Blog

Another rememberance of birth...

Jesus, Elvis and I.... this simple phrase has been at the forefront of my brain rather frequently of late. Why you might ask? (I'm just assuming that you, the reader, have taken it upon yourself to no...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:24:00 GMT

Brussels and the Witch City

And so after a week and a half wrapped in the sweet embrace of Amsterdam's melodic sirens muse, I determined by the severe pain and deteriorated state of my internal organs that it was time to move on...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:14:00 GMT

Amster Oh my good god damn...

Due to the overwhelming number of requests for more pictures of my travels ( I think were up to three now), I have slaved all day in front of this mechanical nightmare computer and compiled a small ye...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:58:00 GMT

An open letter to Canada and its children...

Dear Canada, Why do you suck? Why are ALL the people from your loins bitter miserable cock smokers who walk around with the biggest chip on their shoulders toward their supposed allies to the south? I...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:37:00 GMT

München and the SS Enchanter...

From Berlin, the trade winds blew south across the germanic lands, across the seemingly endless green fields of crops and grain, through village after village of tutor homes and spired churches, writ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:07:00 GMT

Berlin Über Alles...

Tuesdays are good days to visit capital cities in European nations&the ice cream is half off all day. So with this little factiod in mind, Marcel and I packed our shit and jumped train bound for the ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:38:00 GMT

Germanian Nights...

So, the first week in Germany has been a rather productive one of unpresidented porportions. It seems that, much in the same fashion as our american Bigfoot or the mexican Chubracabra, germany has its...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:55:00 GMT

Jumping the pond...

The lapse in time from my last blog is inexcusable, yet let the record show that I was healing from wounds inflicted by children..which obviously take more time to mend as the typical medical issues ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 22:33:00 GMT

On a sad note...at least for my face.

Well, for the first time (and hopfully last) of this my walkabout, I truly had a completely shitty experience...I got the everloving shit kicked out of me and my wallet stolen by four young criminals....
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 01:30:00 GMT

Just another reason to pooh...

Alright, this blog really only applies to a small number of people...those being the mighty old friends of mine from the State College salad years...for those of you who find yourselves outside this ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 00:11:00 GMT