quasi-mexican |
I never recognize my cousin Jose.
I always say "That guy looks like Jose".
To which is usually replied: "That is Jose".
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Posted by self destruction is habit forming on Sat, 26 May 2007 11:23:00 PST |
my sentiments |
my sister write a paper for her first grade class. It said:
My Mother is beautiful.
My Dad is bald.
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Recently
a little f...
Posted by self destruction is habit forming on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:19:00 PST |
for katie ash my biggest fan |
The other day, pressured by roomates, i took it upon myself to vaccum my room. When you think about it, vaccuming my room really shouldn't be a daunting task. Five minutes of my day, and the superfici...
Posted by self destruction is habit forming on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:11:00 PST |
i just keep getting weirder. |
I just bought a diet coke from the machine in the hallway. When you hit the button it takes about twenty seconds to get your drink. You can hear this bottle of liquid making its journey down eac...
Posted by self destruction is habit forming on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:49:00 PST |
sign of the beast (revised) |
the world is ending in two days
now is the time to win friends
and influence people
and to tell that
girl at work
that you
think
she's a cunt.
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Posted by self destruction is habit forming on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 07:49:00 PST |
The real disneyworld, Orlando |
You think you know, but you have no idea. This is the diary of Ashley Berkman.
Where have I been for the past two months? At work. And at pleasure Island. Stranded at some British guys rent-a house, ...
Posted by self destruction is habit forming on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:37:00 PST |
leaving virginia |
I left home for Orlando on January 14th with a few hundred dollars and 6 pounds of brown rice. I had a huge fight with my mom 10 minutes before i pulled out of the driveway so i started out in a funk....
Posted by self destruction is habit forming on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 03:05:00 PST |
one woman fur protest |
another archived one...this happened mid december....
While hungover as shit and driving to drop something off at UPS for Red even tho the night before had been another one of those nights when i...
Posted by self destruction is habit forming on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:44:00 PST |
Archives |
Thats right bitches...I've been using paper.
6 Jan 2006
My friend Mike bites the necks off of 40's. Then he chews on the glass. "Glass from a beer bottle ain't gonna hurt ya..crunch crunch crunc...
Posted by self destruction is habit forming on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:02:00 PST |
diamonds and cumstains are forever |
1.
at 5:46 everyone i love disappeared
it was a sudden rapid
deconstruction of
the universe
the lonely planet got lonelier
i was free
2.
I put on my
headphones
closed my
eyes
and bit my lip
while Con...
Posted by self destruction is habit forming on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 07:57:00 PST |
