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Darrell

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About Me

I'm amused very easily. Like when a little kid trips and falls, and starts crying. Or when you take candy from a baby, and it starts crying. Or i don't know, when a parent smacks their child and the kid starts crying. Just about anything you do to a kid that makes them cry, is kind of amusing to me. Ok, I'm just trying to be funny. All of the things listed above aren't amusing. Just most of them.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

uhmm how bout mya. any beautiful woman that's chill to hang out with, or anybody else wit a good sense of humor.

My Blog

The Way to Her Heart

The Way to Her Heart   She told me the way to her heart was through her stomach. I figured that since what I wanted was a lot closer to her stomach than her heart it should be a piece of cake....
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 16:54:00 GMT

Love?

Love? : A Breakup From a Guys Perspective               The truth is, I just dont think we were meant to be. No wait&thats not true, because truthfully in that sense I dont believe that an...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 16:51:00 GMT

Story of My Life

Story of My Life   Am I just destined to fail, or fuck things up? Am I doomed to be like my father? Just another piece of shit loser who ends up a waste of talent and potential: AA meetings, ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 16:44:00 GMT

The Best Decision I Ever Made

The Best Decision I Ever Made               Im not much of a complainer, matter of fact I dont complain at all. I guess thats why it all comes out in my writing. People who dont complain g...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 16:42:00 GMT

Scar

Scar   There was this kid I used to baby sit. He was always such a dark kid. He never played with the other children He would even root for the bad guys in all the Disney movies I let the kid...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 16:36:00 GMT

The Dilemma

Its ok to give God credit when something good happens but its never ok to blame him when something bad happens. If someone survives a bad car crash, then it must have been God saving them but if som...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 20:38:00 GMT

The Asshole

             Youre such a G** damned pussy. You never stand up for me. Whenever were out and I start talking or dancing with a guy, you never confront them, you just walk away and find some bitch t...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 20:13:00 GMT

My Death

             I just left my aunts funeral today. She died from some kind of cancer. The punch line is that she didnt smoke or drink, she was a vegetarian, and she exercised regularly. And CANCER? Go...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT

The Maury Show

I wake up at 2 PM and turn on the TV, the first thing I hear is "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER." I think to myself great the Maury show is on. What a waste of brain cells that is. How many people across...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:51:00 GMT

Just some random thoughts on Happiness, Alcoholism, Beautiful Women, and Showing appreciation

Happiness You can't find happiness at the bottom of a shot glass. That may be true but I find happiness at each refilling of one.   Alcoholism I'm sick and tired of being called an alcoholic. I'm...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:47:00 GMT