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Super Awesome Funtime Party USA #1!!

quick_jake

About Me

Okay, so about me...
I was born in New Jersey.
I have 7 legs, but 5 of them don't exist.
That's right, I have a bagina.
I clean it daily.
I named her Pearl.
When I touch it, I say I'm "polishing my pearl".
I grow very sad facial hair.
I was born on Independence Day, June 12th.
I like making words up and using 2nd grade insults.
I'm seriously super shy when you first meet me, but if I get really comfortable talking to you then I'll talk your ear off and annoy the poop out of your butt.
I'm trying to draw more... I did this background.
I like it.
I think about Abraham Lincoln more and more every day.
My arms are dry... lotion's a good idea.
I always take my own myspace pictures because I don't really hang out with a lot of people... so I can't get those cool group shots which I one day hope to be a part of.
Writing this has made me pretty uncomfortable.
This is a lil' movie Samantha and I made like a month and a half ago... hope ya like it!

My Interests

Trying to be creative

I'd like to meet:



Music:

AFI
After The Tragedy
Alesana
Alexisonfire
The Almost
Anti-Flag
Armor For Sleep
Ash
At The Drive-In
Audio Karate

The Baldwin Brothers
The Beatles
Beck
Before Their Eyes
Behind Crimson Eyes
Between Home And Serenity
BlessTheFall
Bloc Party
Blood Sweat & Tears
Blur
Broken Social Scene
Buddy Holly

A Change Of Pace
Chiodos
Cibo Matto
Circa Survive
Comeback Kid
A Cutthroat Kiss

David Bowie
Dear Whoever
Death From Above 1979
Denver Harbor
The Devil Wears Prada
Drop Dead, Gorgeous

Emery
Endless Hallway
Every Time I Die
Eyes Set To Kill

The Format
Freezepop
From First To Last

Gallows
Glassjaw
Gorillaz

Idiot Pilot
In Case You're Curious
Mayday Parade
MeWithoutYou
My American Heart

No Hollywood Ending

Plain White Tee's
The Postal Service

Rendezvous With The Kidnappers
Rites Of Spring

Saosin (Anthony Green)
Senses Fail
Silverstein
Siren's Sister
The Skies Revolt
The Sound Of Animals Fighting
Sunny Day Real Estate

Thursday

Vendetta Red
The Verve

We Are Scientists

Books:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Blankets, Cracked, Sickened: The True Story of a Lost Childhood, A Brief History of Time, Diary. (I'm trying to read more)

Heroes:

The Hammer
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My Blog

I wrote this with a number 2 pencil, so it’s scantron safe

TAG! You're it!Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random facts, habits, or goals about yourself and at the end choose 10 people to be tagged. Then, li...
Posted by Super Awesome Funtime Party USA #1!! on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:37:00 PST

I haven’t shaved in 4 days... this is a dumb survey that has nothing to do with the subject

1. Born in: McGuire Air Force Base, New Jersey2. Planned baby: They say yes... but I'm suspicious3. Birth date: the 12th of some month4. Any siblin...
Posted by Super Awesome Funtime Party USA #1!! on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:23:00 PST

Something kinda sad.

If I removed all of the bands, people I don't know, and people I haven't talked to in two or more years, there'd only be 14 people on my friends list......if I removed everyone except for the people I...
Posted by Super Awesome Funtime Party USA #1!! on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:10:00 PST

just another lame thing to pass the time.

1. Who was the last person you talked to inPerson: My momTexting: SydneyIMing: SamanthaPhone: Nicole2. Do you think you're approachable?Nope, not i...
Posted by Super Awesome Funtime Party USA #1!! on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:41:00 PST

this is a bloggy poop.

1. How old will you turn in 2009? The oldest person EVER!!2. Do you think you'll be married by then? Oh, definitely... I mean, how can I stay single when women just constantly throw themselves at me3....
Posted by Super Awesome Funtime Party USA #1!! on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:52:00 PST

I was just thinking...

... Abraham Lincoln never got to play Red Light, Green Light as a kid....sucks to be him
Posted by Super Awesome Funtime Party USA #1!! on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 08:44:00 PST

Youtube pisses me off

What happened to the way youtube used to be?! It's become nothing more than another myspace with 3/4 of it's main page being sold to advertisers and company's making accounts to promote some new car o...
Posted by Super Awesome Funtime Party USA #1!! on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 03:06:00 PST

Tonights events

Well my hands are still a little numb while I type this so I might have a few rogue letters here and there...So today I deccided to take a walk up the road to where I get a good phone signal and thoug...
Posted by Super Awesome Funtime Party USA #1!! on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 07:31:00 PST

wow, this is almost serious...

Okay, so today started off pretty nicely... like not super or anything, but good enough. It's nice out so I decided to go out and run and jog with my doggy a bit. I had a lot of fun, I just hate the l...
Posted by Super Awesome Funtime Party USA #1!! on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 02:51:00 PST

just another questionnaire that nobody’s going to read.

Today //1. Talk to a boy/girl you like?I talked to john at like 12:30am2. Learn anything new?Batman's moral's are sexy3. Talked to an Ex?I sent one a message4. Miss someone?I miss all of my friends fr...
Posted by Super Awesome Funtime Party USA #1!! on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:18:00 PST