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Chris

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

For lack of a better description I'm all expensive electronics, clothes that are a littlebit too tight and many failed attempts at life planning.

So let's see, do I try to make myself sound 20x better than I am like everyone else or do I be honest? Well, for starters I'm pretty amazing; that's all there is to it haha Hmmm I suppose I'll throw some randomized information your way for your viewing pleasure

I'm very eclectic in my tastes. I usually just go with whatever feels right at the moment.

I'm a bit of a nerd...but I've made peace with it :)

No matter how much older I get, I never seem to be able to grow up.

I respect strength, physical, emotional, and intellectual. I can't stand weakness; it has a tendency to make people whiny and worthless. Idealism is alright if it's tempered with realism. Wishing the world will change accomplishes nothing, only actions can do that.

My job is kinda soul-sapping but it's money

I'm true to those are true to me

I hate the mundane. It's anathema to me. It's better to be absolutely outrageous than absolutely boring and for that reason I don't have many interests that would be considered "normal" but I'm fine with that.

I'll try most anything once, sometimes two or three times just to make sure I don't like it. I know better than some thatlife's too short so you have to try it all!

I love being silly and laughing, either at myself or someone else. You can never take things too seriously. If you can’ttake a joke then you won’t want to talk to me. Sometimes it's pretty obvious but other times I like to keep that part of mejust for people I consider special, anyone else looking at me from a distance will likely see someone seriously in need oflightening up. I've been told more than once I'm not the asshole someone thought I was after they got to know me better.Well...I am an asshole but only if you deserve it ;)

I think sleeping is a waste of time and I'd get the bare minimum if not for the fact I love dreaming so much.

I used to be really self conscious about my lips but now think they're one of my best features.

I LOVE chocolate covered cherries and chocolate milk, the former which is only sold during November and December...gonna get my fix soon! Yeah!

I do like to drink sometimes, either just hanging out with friends or playing drinking games. I'm the goofy/horny drunk so I likebeing around the same.

Staying in good shape is very important to me so I'm in the gym 4 or 5 times a week but not full of myself...well not muchanyway. I'll never have to worry about being overweight because it simply won't happen. I love my abs!

I have AIM and Yahoo so ask for the name and feel free to send something


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that's fun, has common sense, and can be a loyal friend. In a crazy world filled with nut-jobs we have to stick together afterall. I accept people as they are so long as they do the same for me.Oh, and if you send a request, at least send a little message to go along with it k?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: March 23 1981
Birthplace: Olean ,NY
Current Location: Olean, NY
Eye Color: Piercing Sea Blue
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: I'm a mutt, a lot of german with a smattering of other ancesteries
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance
Your Weakness: Kryptonite.oh and kissing
Your Fears: Opening up and letting people in
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuff Crust with plenty of pepperoni!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Figuring out what I want
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol"...yeah I know I'm guilty of it
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn...how did I get here?
Your Best Physical Feature: Hmmm have a nice chest...and arms....and back....maybe my ass?You tell me
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: Being with friends when we were all much closer
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds of course
Single or Group Dates: I prefer single so I can concentrate just on her
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Don't drink either
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate all the way mmmmmm
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino does that make me a yuppy?
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: To the horror of other people yes
Do you Shower Daily: God yes!
Have you Been in Love: Not yet....
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Maybe...ask a couple female friends about the discussions we've had on that
Do you belive in yourself: Usually but there are times I waver a bit
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: That's a tough one...I do have a nice body but face could use some work probably?I don't know
Are you a Health Freak: People seem to think I am
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them!
Do you play an Instrument: Wish I did, would like to learn to play the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm in Olean! What do you think??
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes but ours sucks.Like the Galleria more
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No been on a diet
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No but now that you bring it up I'll have to!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Stupid question
Ever been called a Tease: A couple times
Ever been Beaten up: Not yet
Ever Shoplifted: When I was 7, a peice of candy from the corner shop
How do you want to Die: Surrounded by a bevy of beauties lavishing me with all the pleasure I can take!And thats probably what would kill me lol
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Do I have to grow up?A millionaire playboy?
What country would you most like to Visit: A couple, Australia, Japan, and Ireland for starters
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm not particular really but grey eyes tend to draw me in
Favourite Hair Color: Black hair
Short or Long Hair: mmmmm somewhere in between
Height: Tend to like taller women a little more
Weight: appropriate for her height,like an athletic build the most
Best Clothing Style: The casual look is best I think
Number of Drugs I have taken: Never done any...I'm a drug virgin
Number of CDs I own: It's all digital, sold'em all off
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none yet but maybe soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 5

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My Blog

Halloween Hell

So here's the thing, I was gonna go out this Saturday night with costume on but things have changed. One buddy and I were going out for sure and we were asking others as well. Well, since we got a lat...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:32:00 GMT

An awesome dream I had last night

Last night I had the most amazing dream. It started with me in a store picking up a game I had preordered, as I was walking out I saw a girl with the same game...as well as Halo 3. Somehow she'd gotte...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:28:00 GMT

Wow...maybe it's time?

I was just bored and thought I'd mess around with the camera a little, you know, maybe get a pic or two to put up here. I took aim and....click. Took a shot and previewed it and all I gotta say is dam...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:03:00 GMT

What's that I hear?

A good bit of news...I got my MP3 yesterday!!!! I got home from the gym and there it was sitting on the counter just waiting for me to tear open and get to work. Sadly I had to charge it first so I ho...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 21:58:00 GMT

Happenings up to OCT 4th

Ok, so it's been awhile since I've written but you know how life goes. A bit of bad news I'm afraid, at least for me...my MP3 player died on Tuesday! IIt was just over two years old which doesn't seem...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:46:00 GMT

Bzzzzt.....zaaaazsh...bzzzzt.....aghhhhh!

I need a lightsaber. Three of you know what I'm talking about and have probably fallen on the floor laughing. Sorry
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:37:00 GMT

So it's done

Friday I helped Rich pack up the UHaul he took off Saturday morning for his new place in Auburn. Really sucks because he was a cool guy and one of the few people I know(knew) around here that liked th...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 18:58:00 GMT

I thought you only got raped in prison?

I hate my job. So now I have to work with someone one on one and my boss wanted to quiz me on what I'd do. I knew all the possible ways but really didn't want to think about it because it really doesn...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 19:37:00 GMT

Hmmm...uh...is this thing on?

I think someone may have been interested in going out last night. HA, trust me no one is as shocked as I. I'm not exactly used to that sort of behavior. Anyway, at work we usually talk a little a...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 09:57:00 GMT

The Give A Dog A Bone Tour and everything else

So I've been busy and haven't posted for a little while. Let's see...The Olean Odyssey is officially off. We had a good number but Rich said if he was called for an interview for Friday he wouldn't be...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 07:35:00 GMT