Maxwell

About me? Well, I live in the middle of no-where in a backwater town with nothing to do unless you go to the river and watch drunk toursits pass by...but I must admit there are a few good people in this town...I dare not name them, because If I did, the ones that didn't get named, but think their hot shit would get a posse together and beat me with billy clubs- I'm tall, dark brown curly/wavy hair, dark brown/black eyes, and I guess I'm just the "tall, dark, and handsome" type of guy....I've got my funny moments....but my humor is sarcastic and sadistic...heheh, yeah...I'm Smart enough to talk to without feeling weirded out, but stupid enough to not know what is going on half the time...just kidding...or am I? heheh ;)