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As a fat kid at a Keyboard show once said: "Bands like that don't get signed."But he was jealous because he was in love with this girl and pretending to be friends with her,but her and Keyboard were all making out twentyfoursevies!And Keyboard told me he didn't even care,cause he already got the girl out of the deal...So Keezy gets up on stage and plays one of the best shows in his life...Sometimes I get scared he's going schizophrenic,but when you get that kid drunk,he's on fire...He told me when he dies he wants to go to Valhalla...

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Member Since: 6/26/2005
Band Website: none
Band Members: "Is that Cornelius? From Planet of the Apes? Playing Keyboard? Man that ape can wail! He should tell more jokes, though...I don't like it when he gets all stern and creepy. I bet I could do what he does, but better...After all I did go to art school..."
Influences: The buzzing drone of a million immature thoughts speeding about in rapid succession...Drink a Four Loko (THE ORANGE KIND! NOT THE GRAPE!) and you can slow it all down for a good 1 and a half to 2 minutes (any longer and they might lose intrest). Play it upbeat, until you get 'em hooked, then slow it down, then bring it back up in the end, that way they get lulled into a sense of operatic scale.
Sounds Like: What bleak little child is this? Has he no heart? No Soul? Does he even believe in the soul? I heard he'd slit his own mamas throat for a nickel! Has he no sense of dignity or poise? I'm watching this one carefully I'll tell you that... Put down the Sega controller Keyboard! Let's make love like we used to! Known to some as the all time smooching champion of North America, and to others simply "Hey you emo, faggot im gonna try and strangle you to death on the side of the road!" . One can safely assume he has truly been through the biz. He's seen and done things that would turn your hair bright white. Been the undoing of countless young men and women and never once skipped a beat. Monster? Kind of. Pedophile? Maybe. Drunkard? You betcha! Hypergenius? Hell yes! Cute? As a button! Avid naturalist, part time lover, irresponsible man-child! Godspeed Lil' Keezy! You deserve all that's coming your way be it good or horrendous.
Record Label: Asian Man Records!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

List of choices

Aw, the good old fashioned yearly flip-out is upon us once more friends. But that's what I get for being so comfy this winter. I've decided there aren't many options for me, seeing as I can only do on...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:07:00 GMT

Don't Let's Start - Mario Paint Composer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XYhihksIYw
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:45:00 GMT

Message of Message

Before the fallout of people assuming the new jam is intended to be offensive I thought I should explain myself...It is truly a love-jam to our fucked up current social standing,free of the metaphors ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 18:55:00 GMT

Dang-A-Zang!...how i feel

Aw hell no I woke up early this morning...I had a root canal yesterday,and that was cool...Any how,I was looking at the Banjo Preforms Keyboard Profile,and then at my own...And I thought "Dang-A-Zang!...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:35:00 GMT

Vibin’

Dang-a-zang!I'm vibin'!Im vibin' you!Did you know that?Lets keep it on the down-low for now...I'm vibin' you like little kids is vibin' pizza.I'm vibin' you like Shaq is vibin' dunks.I'm vibin' you li...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:11:00 GMT

Sickness and the doo-doo smell...

Last night we played in Clovis...At night it smelled like doo doo...Also we went to waffle house in texas...Buster kept mentioning that blood-hound gang song...Excelsior Keyboard fans.
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:05:00 GMT

Root canals! Heartbreak! Scandal!

Man I love a girl!Have you ever!Hurts donut?Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?Bullshit!Better to love and have than never to love at all!Some of you out there think love is...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 15:37:00 GMT

Tour Madness

Hey ya'll.Can you believe it's been over a year of Keyboard music?How insane!!!!And in honor of this land mark and the album(available on Asian Man Records later this summer,hopefully) I am hitting th...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 11:56:00 GMT

Fisticuffs

Lat night I got socked in the face at a party.Then I returned a fist in retalliation.I felt bad...My face hurt and so did my pride.No more hitting,huh y'all?It doesen't accomplish anything.I saw an ep...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 14:32:00 GMT

LL Cool J

I believe it was either Socrates or L.L. Cool J who said,"I want love".Is that good enough?You can't just want love.Maybe you might want to have those feelings.But if true love it is,then you need it....
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 10:49:00 GMT