Member Since: 6/26/2005
Band Website: none
Band Members: "Is that Cornelius? From Planet of the Apes? Playing Keyboard? Man that ape can wail! He should tell more jokes, though...I don't like it when he gets all stern and creepy. I bet I could do what he does, but better...After all I did go to art school..."
Influences: The buzzing drone of a million immature thoughts speeding about in rapid succession...Drink a Four Loko (THE ORANGE KIND! NOT THE GRAPE!) and you can slow it all down for a good 1 and a half to 2 minutes (any longer and they might lose intrest). Play it upbeat, until you get 'em hooked, then slow it down, then bring it back up in the end, that way they get lulled into a sense of operatic scale.
Sounds Like: What bleak little child is this? Has he no heart? No Soul? Does he even believe in the soul? I heard he'd slit his own mamas throat for a nickel! Has he no sense of dignity or poise? I'm watching this one carefully I'll tell you that... Put down the Sega controller Keyboard! Let's make love like we used to! Known to some as the all time smooching champion of North America, and to others simply "Hey you emo, faggot im gonna try and strangle you to death on the side of the road!" . One can safely assume he has truly been through the biz. He's seen and done things that would turn your hair bright white. Been the undoing of countless young men and women and never once skipped a beat. Monster? Kind of. Pedophile? Maybe. Drunkard? You betcha! Hypergenius? Hell yes! Cute? As a button! Avid naturalist, part time lover, irresponsible man-child! Godspeed Lil' Keezy! You deserve all that's coming your way be it good or horrendous.
Record Label: Asian Man Records!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Type of Label: Indie