Well, Mr. Skip Truheart, of the fancy-dancy spacesuit |
Ever since I can remember I've been pretty good with distinguishing between what I THINK and what I FEEL. EXAMPLE: It's four o'clock in the morning, I feel like eating taco bell BUT th... Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:25:00 GMT |
Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see. |
I witness a miracle everyday when i find my car in lot one. Little things like that assure me that God's looking out for me. I wouldn't know what to do if i thought that i was facing this world alone.... Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:56:00 GMT |
Take me to the place where the white boys dance. |
You know those days when nothing can get you down? I just had about five in a row. COUNT ’EM. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Exams, presentations, people who get on nerv... Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:34:00 GMT |
The good news is... Ive got the wine! |
I LOVE music. As you probably know by now, I can't carry a tune or play any instruments. THEREFORE to me music=magic. Music is a spiritual experience.Then again, until high school I only listene... Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:20:00 GMT |
Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage. |
Ok so since my last blog lacked substance and many /Melissa couldn't figure out that the ironic pictures were connected to the previous post, I've decided to post yet again. I KNOW, I KNOW, twice in... Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 21:10:00 GMT |
All the salt in the world couldn’t melt that ice. |
poor myspace is dead.We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:40:00 GMT |
My mom had a uterus... i lived in it. |
For the most part 'cruel irony' is just old fashioned bad luck. Alanis Morissette doesn't know what she's singing about. Rain on your wedding day? Well that's just poor planning. Meeting the man of yo... Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 20:30:00 GMT |
What Comes Before Part B? |
PART-AYYYYYYYYYYY!
Girls are crazy. I know this because I am one, I've grown up with 5 of them, I've seen movies, and also because I have an iota common sense.
I'm sure a... Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:20:00 GMT |
i felt like i was in his aura |
What does it take to get a cute bathing suit with boy short bottoms? I'm not a forty year old woman with cellulite, I'm a petite white girl with a mild case of Jennifer Lopez syndrome.
I have f... Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 19:32:00 GMT |
He said, "Danny boy this is a showdown" |
I'm trying to figure out how I can stay a LARC major and not become an alcoholic. By all calculations it's nearly impossible. But I guess that's what life's all about. Not being sloshed all the time, ... Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 20:30:00 GMT |