Corgasmic™ [Got Jimmy?] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Corey Scott McCoy
Est. April 18th, 1991...
I am 17
I am fun, outgoing, hilarious, crazy, awesome, random, sweet, affordable, ironic, eccentric, corgasmic, and everything YOU'RE not!
I'm your favorite drug, but I'm not FDA approved...
Randomocitiy:
I'm an acoustic music fiend. I cannot get enough of it.
I am now a Senior at Bernie High School.
I like Blue Raspberry things
I stand firm on my belief that there IS a cow shortage.
I love my celluar device...
I love The Spill Canvas...
I have a cat; her name is Pogo.
I smoke, get the fuck over it...
I drink, get the fuck over it...
I love Mac and Cheese...
The Twilight Series is the fucking bomb..
I like the color Purple.
It's nice.
As you can tell, I love being Random.
Sometimes, I'm an idiot...
There is a "Fag Station" At Dexter. Look for the Rainbow Flags...But apparently, they read this part of my profile. The took the flags down. That's sad.
Pink Lemonade is pretty stellar....
I like Big Brother...
I get grounded 'cause I skip school.... :P
Dasani plus rocks..
MonsterEnegry Drinks fucking rock
Soft where you want it to be, Firm where you NEED it to be..
I have nice rubbers.
THE GOVERNMENT TOOK MY BABY!!!!
Mallory said this is 'I love You' in potato: "potatopurpleelephantcowmoospecklefrogribbet"
Do NOT, I repeat, Do NOT get your tonsils removed. (Unless it's life or death...)
So, Gideon people pretty much SUCK. Unless you know who your real friends are.
People from Canada pretty much 'effing rock.♥
I've been replaced
Jimmy Robbins owns muh heart.♥
Elllooooo. I am Lindsay Lohan!
I have connections in the Porn Industry.
I'm not spoiled.
I am conceited.
Bi, Bi, Bi, Lesbian!
Don't piss the enviorment off. Seriously. This could result in suicide..
I cannot go one day without saying the word "vagina" I think it's a cool word!
I really like Mashed Potatos..
BBQ chips and Sour Cream make muh tonuge happy!!
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My Interests

I'm the forgotten boy. I'm easy to forget. Ask people.

I'd like to meet:

This section is going to be dedicated to muh friends. They've been with me through thick and thin. Keep in mind, these people are my Besties. That means they cannot be replaced. So, don't try it.

Bolly-Wow, I have so much to say about you. You're my best friend. Numbah One. "Do you have a gun in your purse?" I'll never forget that, or the fairies. I know you moved to Branson just to avoid me, but it's fine. You're my special writing buddy, and I can go to you for anything. You might not always be able to help, but you sure can get my mind off things. I love you so much, you'll never know!

Shelby -Gosh, I love you so much. We've had some pretty intresting times together, but you're still like muh numbah one bestie at Bernie. I'm going to miss your this year, you just HAD to leave my senior year, huh babe? Oh, well. I know I'll be seeing you alot, so that's all that matters. I luff you with all muh heart, don't forget that.

Chrysti-You're my nukkah. I'm happy that you didn't stay mad at me after all that shit happend. That's where I learned where my true friends were. I love you, with all my heart. I'd do anything for you.

Ashley W.-Wow, what am I going to do with you? Just remember, you own McDonalds Cunt. Remember that one time when you were talking about walking in on Tim having sex, and I was all dazed and was like..."I like it, it's kinda hot!" Or when you and Devin broke up and I was pissed at him, and we were talking about beating him up, and it came out like this: "I could do Devin"? Hahaha...

ValarieRose-OI! You're my wifey! I luff you so much. We will go to Warped Tour together, and we will get matching "Emo" Tattoos. Remember, we're so emo, we say we're not, then turn around and get our layouts under the emo section!

Brittney-Wow, You have the most amazing voice ever. I luff you. So, I'm glad that you didn't have to come down here and kill the doctors for fucking up my surgery. Everything went great. I now have no testicles. HAHAH, Lol. No, I mean tonsiles. Heh, anyway. Chika, I luff Jooo!

Mal/Kat-Wow, hunnie. We havnen't known each other for that long, but it feels like we should be joined at the hip. I'll be your Casper forever. If you need help, I'll be hurr for yah!

Tia&Sam-Wow, ya'll are the BEST cousins ever. I'm happy that Tia found you Sam, you're amazing. I don't know where I'd be with you guys. I know if I need someone to talk to, you'll be there for me. I wish ya'll the best in years to come. I can't wait for the wedding, either. It'll be kick-ass.

Nichole-Wow, babe. We've been together for SO LONG, and I'ma miss you at school next year. Remember when we were in dexter, and you like, drove into a ditch?! Or, the time when we were in the parking lot and we found out this saying? "Bi, Bi, Bi, Lesbian!" haha, great times.

BriBBYY-Damn, chick. I haven't know you for long, and you've gotten into some drama with me, but fuck that shit. We're cho-cho buddies. You're my favorite lesbian in the entire world. We'll break out the tequila and that whiskey shit you like sooner or later. Remember, you know how to work a stick. :p

Music:

"How it Feels"

Just like it's snowing in the summertime Something's different and I can't explain it It's like I'm breathing in sunshine It's taking over and I can't contain it

This love is changing me It brought me to my knees Now it's teaching me to fly

That's how it feels to be with You It's like I'm finally alive That's how it feels to be with You

I always thought I was invincible I never knew that I was waiting on a breakthrough My heart was always only half full Until the moment that I finally found you

It's everything I dreamed Even more it seems To fall into your arms

I could never get enough of how it feels My heart can't deny how it feels

Movies:

Horror

Television:

Eh, Depends on muh mood, betch.

Books:

Twilight Series....

Heroes:

Jimmy Robbins and Christofer Drew Uhm, they are my heros because they write/preform amazing music that always makes me smile. = ]

My Blog

In The Shadows;;

In the shadows, I slept fine, but underneat it all, I wasn't okay. You had devoured my heart and left me for dead. I couldn't seem to shake These thoughts inside my head telling me that it would be a...
Posted by Corgasmic™ [Got Jimmy?] on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:32:00 PST

Parade of Masquerade with Monkeys at the Jubilee-Finished-

Hey, boy, You know you look confused. And yet you keep on walking, Even though you've been abused. Hey, Girl, You know you look so dazed. And yet you keep on talking, But don't know what to say. &nbs...
Posted by Corgasmic™ [Got Jimmy?] on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:54:00 PST

You

Soft but sudden, it all falls into place,That feeling you gave me, I can't replace.When I was scared you told me it would be fine,But I was naive and didn't see the signs.Not a day goes by that you do...
Posted by Corgasmic™ [Got Jimmy?] on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:26:00 PST

Violent Whispers;;

Violent whispers, Fall off of your lips. Cascade down, To your fingertips. Crimison waves, Drip down your arms, It makes you feel safe, And far from harm. Heart-Shaped bruises, Plauge your sk...
Posted by Corgasmic™ [Got Jimmy?] on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:54:00 PST

Thinking Out Loud

I'm sorry for all the nights I let you down, But in my dreams, you're the one that keeps me sane. I know I gave you my heart, But, I'm needing it right now. No, I can't explain, What's happend to me....
Posted by Corgasmic™ [Got Jimmy?] on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:37:00 PST

Unexpected

From the moment you caught my eye,I knew I had to make you mine. The way your long black hair, Blew in the wind without a care. Put a smile on my face, A smile that can't be replaced. Deeper and deep...
Posted by Corgasmic™ [Got Jimmy?] on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:33:00 PST

I can hide the truth better than you

I never knew,Why everything was up to you.. You never understood, That I only did what I could, Too keep us together, That one last night. Who would have thought, It'd come down to this? A small brok...
Posted by Corgasmic™ [Got Jimmy?] on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:42:00 PST

Breaking The Girl

Her eyes stare in mine, Our souls connected. I can't believe I'm about to do it, But I feel like it's what I'm supposed to do.. I break our gaze, I look away. I can't believe what I'm about to do. I'...
Posted by Corgasmic™ [Got Jimmy?] on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:39:00 PST

New, Read, Please, I’m, Desprate.

I saw your headlights, They painted a beautiful scene, On my bloodstained walls. You kept on driving, Down the road of loose intentions, You never looked back. (You're never comming back) &nb...
Posted by Corgasmic™ [Got Jimmy?] on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:50:00 PST

Cali For Nina

"Cali For Nina" Born a fragil soul,Growing up; the girl next door.She had dreams too big for this town,And she wanted to make them known.When she turned eighteen, she took a chance,Told her parents sh...
Posted by Corgasmic™ [Got Jimmy?] on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:30:00 PST