Welcome to my Paradise Island, this little piece of cyber world that I like to call my own. I'm Val, or Wouter or one of the many other names I respond too. After being dragged around the world by my parents for my entire life I've landed in Beirut and decided to stay there on my own for the year (for the noble cause of finishing FUCKING IB) Hippie's, Ex-hippies or hippie-relaties welcome(but not if the sex-beasty or I don't like ya! Then ya WON"T GET IN god damn it!!). Feel free to add me, just send me a comment if I don't know you already... Introduce yourself! No technology allowed on my Island. Period. Nothing, nada, nieto. Besides that... Sexual freedom peeps! Sexual freedom! That means no gay jokes... not even if they're really funny. Well, if they make me laugh then they might be allowed. Tonight we'll be sitting around the fire, playing the guitar, singing the doors, janis joplin, or bob dylan and having some fun with Alice. Or Debby... or maybe both... not sure!! (At least i'll be having fun with both the ladies, i wont be singing! God, i'd scare the potency out of both Debbie and Alice!!) Anyways! Have a great day and don't forget!!
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Val
Ok here's an update. I have just been diagnosed with T.E. Lawrence Syndrome. For those of you who are not following the various physiological disorders that seem to be spreading around these days, I'll give you a definition: an ideological condition characterized by an uncritical affection for the Arab world that is complemented by an unreasoning hostility towards Israel. While this is an all-too-common affliction throughout the Fourth Estate, this syndrome has affected Wouter Takkenberg far more than most. Hm… I guess it’s true… Still thought the Prophet Cartoons where funny… And the Hejab is stupid! I mean, those woman might all be hairless for all we know!! And that reminds me of a song… And besides, all religions seem a bit daft to me… I mean, look at all the time people waste praying! Eh, Arabs I like. Islam, I find pointless...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Wouter, Val, Wou, Wout, Lord Valiant, Viagra, Valium, Valerie... Take your pic, I respond to pritty much everythign now...
Birthday: July 27th
Birthplace: Amstelveen, the Netherlands bitchess!!!
Current Location: Hamra, Beirut, Lebanon, the Middle East, the World, The Universe!
Eye Color: Brown.
Hair Color: Brown.
Height: um... not sure, 1,76 or something... i think i've grown though, then i'd be taller...
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed...
Your Heritage: Heritage, um... Dutch. Got some Italian far back, that's why I'm brown haired, eyed, and tan easily.
The Shoes You Wore Today: uh... the same black with white ones I have worn nearly every day since I got them at the beggining of this summer.
Your Weakness: Um... chocolate?!?!? I luuuuuuv chocolate!!
Your Fears: I live in fear of the great Spaghetti monster. He fucks with my mind! :-S
Your Perfect Pizza: Plain cheese or vegetarian without olives.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass my fucking IB exams... starting to really worry me!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK!! Fuck ACS!! The government closes all schools because of an eclipse, and ACS decides to stay open??? FUCK FUCK FUCK!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My hands...
Your Bedtime: I'm in fucking IB... (that means I don't sleep, for those of you that don't know).
Your Most Missed Memory: Sitting on my balcony with my best friend and Debby... ah, that was beautifull! And I'm missing cambridge at the moment too, cuz I don't get to go again!!
Pepsi or Coke: Neither if I can help it. Give me that syrian stuff. Tastes better and they don't fuck with the world.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. Fucking crap food. Especially their veggie burgers, they ever hear about spices or what??
Single or Group Dates: Both, as long as group means it's not an annoying third wheel...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea all the way. Yum! Peach!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate!! Unless it's ice cream. (Cuz then it's not really chocolate!!)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, yuch!! I hate coffee and all things related!! Tea is much better! :)
Do you Smoke: Smoke what? Pot!? Maybe. Ciggies? Sometimes...
Do you Swear: Jesus Fucking Christ, Hell no!! I'd fucking go to hell with all them bitches that fuck for cash and dope if I fucking swore... Nah man, swearing is for hoers!!
Do you Sing: Yes, all the time when I'm alone. Never (ok, sometimes, but i try not too!!) cuz I sound worse then a tortured American!!
Do you Shower Daily: Yesss, I don't like coffee. I have to wake up somehow...
Have you Been in Love: I don't believe in love... I have met my soul mate though... Damn, if only she knew!
Do you want to go to College: Hell yeah!! Bradford, here I come!!
Do you want to get Married: Nope, marriage is a stupid idea. It ruins relationships.
Do you belive in yourself: Do I believe in myself? Uh... in what way?
Do you get Motion Sickness: I used to... havent been for a while...
Do you think you are Attractive: Hm, my right big toe is... Not sure about the rest of me though...
Are you a Health Freak: No, unfortunatly. IB takes away your values and beliefs. You are forced to drink coke and Red Bull to stay awake... So much for healthy.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, I'd like to think so.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them!! Especially if I'm lying in bed.
Do you play an Instrument: No... supposed to be learning the bass... IB took that away too!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sorta... don't know if you could really call it a date...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Box? Nope. Packets? YES!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, don't like that shit. Except the veggie ones. They good, but still WAY to fucking expensive!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, Senior Idol Coming UP!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, not yet.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah, I wish!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: Yes...
Ever been called a Tease: Don't think so...
Ever been Beaten up: Not really... Have been knocked up a bit...
Ever Shoplifted: Shoplifted sounds like going into a store with a gun and demanding all the cash... Have I done that? Nope, not yet.
How do you want to Die: In bed with Angelina Jolie. From a heart attack just after the two of us reach our climax in UNISON!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: No idea.... part of me wants to become a Palestinian rebel! haha, damn I sorta wish I was born Palestinian...
What country would you most like to Visit: Cuba, then Vietnam, then China!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't give two fucks!!
Favourite Hair Color: As long as it's not blond!!!
Short or Long Hair: Don't really care... If I had to chose, I'd say long.
Height: Once again, I don't give two fucks...
Weight: Not fat, but curvacious!!
Best Clothing Style: don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: Uh... never kept track...
Number of CDs I own: Way to many!! They're everywhere. Probably all scratched too!!
Number of Piercings: Only one at the moment... :( Had to take the eyebrow out. Will get my Lip soon!
Number of Tattoos: None as of yet.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing. Life is too short to spend time regretting your past!
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