Teresa - ProfilesArchive

About Me

What about me? I'm perfect, modest, gorgeous, and smarter than you. Now down on your knees and worship at my feet!

My Interests

Burgers, fries, cola.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who knows that the above is purely silliness. Would you guys please write your silly messages using the rules of the language? I will not reply to messages that show the author to have the IQ of a goldfish.

Music:

Hamburger chain jingles.

Movies:

Coming to America

Television:

Fast food commercials.

Books:

Ray Krock's Autobiography

Heroes:

Ronald, the MacDonald Brothers, Dave Thomas, The King.

My Blog

Global Warming Alert!

Scientists investigating the phenomenon of global climate change in regards to man made activities have found the greatest culprit. HEB. HEB or Hypo Etherial Bentene, is a byproduct of reprocessing c...
Posted by Teresa on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:38:00 PST

Morons

I opened my MySpace messages folder and found 9 of the most ignorant and stupid messages ever posted anywhere. One loser even claimed to teach High School yet between his poor grammer and total lack ...
Posted by Teresa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST