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Dave

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About Me

I refuse to put lettuce on a sandwich, under any circumstances. I'm engaged to a badass Oregon girl who is going to marry me on a volcano. In high school I took a map test of the Soviet Union and got every country right except Russia. I'm allergic to walnuts. I won't watch any movie with Tom Cruise (won't you join me in this boycott?) I hit .314 in my last year of Little League. I believe the Pittsburgh Pirates are the most incompetent organization in pro sports. I loved the classic film SNAKES ON A PLANE, starring Samuel L. Jackson. I always wanted the coyote to eat the roadrunner, and I make no apologies for this.

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Dear God

I just viewed A Flock of Seagull's "I Ran" video for the first time-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjIA3Rt7gk
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:28:00 GMT

These fuel prices are a gas

Honestly, I don't think gasoline has been this cheap since before Puerto Rico became a state.  It does go to show you what a difference an election can make.  Thus, I would like to take this...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:44:00 GMT

Engage!

No, I didn't just order Mr. Sulu to turn on the warp drive; I'm talking about this type of engagement! That's affirmitive, I took my wonderful badass girlfriend Erin to Grandfather Mountain, outside ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:22:00 GMT

Dumbasses

As much of the public knows, last year, Jeff, JR and myself proved our idiocy by biking 171 miles of the 185 mile C&O Towpath from Cumberland, MD to Great Falls, MD.  We failed...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:47:00 GMT

What Columbus Day means to me

Two things:  jack and shit. Throughout the history of this country, there have been many great Americans who do not have a holiday named after them.  Thomas Jefferson.  Harriet Tub...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:48:00 GMT

Idiots

It is now official, Jeff, JR, and I have proven that we were indeed stupid enough to embark on a five-day, nearly 200-mile bike ride down the C&O Canal Towpath from Cumberland, Maryland to Wa...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 21:33:00 GMT

Scrawny vegetarian bastard

Fuckin Rgay.  As he continues his second year of beef/alcohol free corruption, he has confidently predicted an easy victory over me in the upcoming Brew Pub 5-Miler.  As I have a stress frac...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 22:36:00 GMT

Donkey Kong

Even after 20+ years, it's amazing how gratifying it is to stick it to that oversized monkey who kidnaps your girlfriend and throws flaming barrels at you.
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 13:22:00 GMT

Stuff about which I thunk

Thought 1: On Saturday May 12, there is going to be a Preakness 5K in Baltimore.  It would be fun to run it, although I am still pretty out of shape from a foot injury that kept me from running f...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 16:07:00 GMT

The most powerful force in the universe!

at least for one night in Alexandria! WVU 41Georgia 29
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 20:51:00 GMT