S.I Media
Is the brain-child of three highly intellegent idiots. They were at Phizicist crib making shitty beats and Adaption thought "Hey,well I sound kinda cool on the mic" Phizicist said "I have a lisp and I watch internet porn, oh n make beats :D [insert fat ass(no pun intended) smile here]" Limzy said "You guys are cool, but I don't know any of you when we go to KFC". Long story short, no-one liked them because Phizicist dissed mothers and rapped about utter and senseless garbage about God, Universe, the prodgical son of Moses and the dimensions a cookie truly has.No-one liked Adaption due to his over-sized head, his periodical bursts of extreme knowlegde and revelation, his knowlegde being a tad bit better than your uncles, sister, doctor and local grocery store owner and his absolute disregard for your mothers feelings or I.Q., for that matter, oh and for calling your favourite teacher "douchebag".No-one liked Limzy because of his tendancy to attract your, "gorgeous" looking and attractive girlfriend to his gentials without any effort or movement and his hairstyle.
Limzy, Adaption and Phizicist started this group for losers like them, only to discover they were the only members.They called it S.I.MEDIA.
Recently(like now now) Limzy decided he hates moving his body and left Adaption and Phizicist to their devices. Phizicist found this ultra-cool guy with the power to change from looking 16 to looking 21. Daniel was his name, but no-one can be really sure.All we really know is that he is part of the Russian KGB and is a photoshop mastermind and draws the pictures we stick on our walls and sing Cher songs to. He proved that Picasso was a douchebag, a rwal douchebag,literally!.Daniel is S.I.Media's graphics maker/designer and such and such.Acid M is a psychotic penny theiveing Jew whose fantasies involve disecting the guts of your named Prophet with a $100 bill. His ambitions are very high. He likes rabbits. He drinks too much. He is the third rapper of S.I.Media.Instinct,at this exact moment, is pimping your mother and every other female speciemen in your family.He says he's changed, but don't believe him.He is a professional pimp, punchline-full-of-witt-dontwannareallyfuckwith emcee and makesverbose and deep people feel pretty stupid and mundane with his ultra amazing and simply put logic. He enjoys women, insulting Jews and seeming deeper than your favourite poet by saying "Holler"
S.I. Media is actually a terrorist organisation which chases after pennies and all other collectables. We enjoy being in front of our girlfriend's house at5:00am and phoning her, while we're drunk, to ask her if she'd give oral sex to a donkey then coffessing our undying love to her and her mother. We also kill top government officials.Oh and we also happen to make music, thats a bonus.
CONTACT US:
Contact The Phizicist @ +27723589120 & Adaption @ +27784358809 for info
E-MAIL:
[email protected]MXIT USERS
Invite Phizicist @ +27842566094 & state your business
AIM USERS:
ADD phizicistsi to your buddies list because he is relatively cool.I guess o.O