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The Sock Stealer [♥]

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About Me

Hi! My Name Is Lauren
And Sometimes I Make Attractive Faces ♥
Love is giving someone the power to break your ♥ heart ♥ but trusting them not to.



*I love to SING and perform on stage and off.*
I play guitar and write lyrics.
I love making people laugh.
*I'm deathly afraid of ET and moths.*
My favorite thing in the world to do is CUDDLE!!
i do community theatre.
I played softball for 11 years.
I am a definite party girl!
i dont have cable.
*i have a sick obsession with spongebob.*
im very friendly.
i get annoying sometimes if im drunk :)
im usually layed back.
*i have 7 tattoos so far.*
I have 8 piercings.
*i love my friends. i love my friends. i love my friends. i love my friends...get the point?*
Jello freaks me out.
*I hate balloons.*
*i got locked in a bathroom in 3rd grade on a tour bus coming bk from the city.*
I sat next to the same kid in elementary school every year from kindergarten to 5th grade but in a random seating arrangement.
i love NYC with my life.
I'm in college.
i have my own place.
*im good at contradicting myself.*
laughter is my favorite medicine.
i refuse to take regular medicine.
*I wanna have made a difference in someones life.*
i want to leave behind a legacy.*
I'm sorry for the mistakes I've made, and for the ones I will make. The people who have stuck by me, through the good the bad & the ugly. The people whose presence makes me smile, mean everything to me
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Shortstuff61288 or LittleLauren4369 i talk to anyone:)
My Favorite Quotes:


"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away"
"Don?t take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is."
"if u love someone put their name in a circle not in a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever"
"I dont suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it"
"Don't piss me off today...im running out of places to hide the bodies.."
"One day you'll come to me and ask me what's more important: You or my life. I'll say my life and you'll walk away never knowing that you're my life."
"Loving someone isn't when you picture yourself with them, it's realizing that you can't live without them."
"I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind"
"You don't have to love in words, even through the silences love is always heard"
"you make me angry...you and your stupid sexy body"
"Sticks and stones can break my bones but whips and chains excite me, so throw me down, tie me up, and show me that ya like me"
"all football is is overly strong men prancing around in tight pants trying to take down other men in tight pants while trying to grab a ball"
"I need you like the flowers need the rain"
"if i could be anything, I'd be your tears. so i could be born in your eyes... live on your cheeks... and die on your lips"
"ill die a thousand deaths just to make you smile and live a thousand lifes just to make you mine."
"I dont drink water. Fish fuck in it."
"A friend will call u in jail, a good friend will visit you in jail, A best friend will be the ass sitting next to you, saying "That was Awesome"."
"Never fear death. Fear a life not lived."
"And the wonder of it all is that you just don't realize how much I love you"
"Understanding love is one of the hardest things in the world."
"The greatest gift you can give is your honest self"
"stop fingering my boob."
"your holes have pants in them...."
"I'm not bi...I just like things up my ass."

My Interests



hmmm..I would have to say singing, cuddling, laughing, hugs and kisses, tattoos, piercings, playing in the snow, dancing in the rain, and partying i guess.
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So I'm going to be kinda picky right now..but my opinions are subject to change :]. The type of guy i would like to meet is someone who has a very interesting, fun personality. He needs to be able to make me laugh. Someone who shares the same type of movie interests. Political views and religous views are a plus. I want to meet a guy who has the same love for music and tattoos as I do. A man with a soft side. Someone who love to CUDDLE like me (hehe) and who likes hugs and kisses. Someone who knows that sex isn't everything and doesnt always try to use the head in his pants.

Music:



I have a very diverse taste in music...
Staind
Godsmack
Finch
Copeland
Greenday
Alanis Morissette
My Chemical Romance
From Autumn to Ashes
Drowning Pool
Disturbed
System of a Down
Saliva
The Used
Blink 182
Stephen Lynch(freakin hilarious)
Korn
Incubus
Three Doors Down
Sarah McLachlan
All American Rejects
Dashboard Confessionals
Goo Goo Dolls
Moulin Rouge soundtrack
Matchbox20
Dave Matthews Band
Barenaked Ladies
Beatles
Linkin Park
Alien Ant Farm
Slipknot
Collective Soul
Cheap Trick
Mest
The Vines
Sevendust
Mudvayne
Lostprophets
Evanescence
Counting Crows
Phantom of the Opera soundtrack
Bowling for Soup
Nickel Creek
Third Eye Blind
Yellow Card
Alicia Keys
Queen
Vertical Horizon

The following MUSICALS:
Les Miserables
Rent
South Pacific
Guys and Dolls
Pirates of Penzance
Phantom of the Opera
A Little Night Music
Chicago
Ragtime
Annie Get Your Gun
Avenue Q
Paint Your Wagon
Damn Yankees
The Producers
Jesus Christ, Super Star
My Fair Lady
Grease
Moulin Rouge
Bye Bye Birdie
Music Man
Carousel
West Side Story
Into The Woods
Wicked
Jekyll and Hyde
Kiss Me Kate
Cinderella
Spamalot

Movies:

City Of Angels!
I Am Sam,
Moulin Rouge,
Monty Python(all movies),
Finding Nemo,
A Walk To Remember,
Eight Crazy Nights,
Along Came Polly,
American Pie,
Anchorman,
Any Given Sunday.
Austin Powers 1, 2, and 3,
Bewitched,
Breakfast Club,
Bruce Almighty,
Cant Hardly Wait,
Coach Carter,
Cool Runnings,
Down to Earth,
Elf,
Ferris Buellers Day Off,
Forrest Gump,
Friday Night Lights,
Ghost Ship,
Girl Next Door,
Home Alone 1 and 2,
How High,
Jerry MaGuire,
Joe Dirt,
Ladder 49,
Longest Yard,
Napolean Dynamite,
National Lampoons Van Wilder,
Nightmare Before Christmas,
Old School,
Ray,
Remember The Titans,
Road Trip,
Bad Santa,
Waterboy,
Billy Madison,
The Wedding Singer,
Tommy Boy,
40 Year Old Virgin,
10 Things I Hate About You,
Jack,
Sam I Am
Sweet November.

Television:

O.C. fanatic, Spongebob Squarepants fanatic (you should see my car), Stand-up comedy on Comedy Central, MadTV.

Books:

anything stephen king:]
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