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About Me

Gary is a fairly open minded dude who recently started smoking to look cool and is addicted to air conditioning. He is extremely susceptible to food poisoning and does not like being bossy. Politically incorrect. Kinda sarcastic too. Simple, but enjoys the finer things in life. Service orientated but doesn't really recycle and dislikes doing dishes. You can find him in shit holes of the world, but he vacations a lot(He misses home though). Likes laughing and being nice but can be mean when he needs to be (He hits it while it's hot). Has a unique sense of humor and wears Vera Wang. Thinks that stress monsters are difficult and he likes to take his time. Knows that beauty comes from within and that we need to see the beauty in everything. His sandy ass currently accessorizes with MRP's, handwraps and a strong positive attitude. He is rich but has never had any money(Wishes he was lying about his income)(Wishes do come true). Always looking for the perfect wave and the perfect girl (She may not be perfect, but she'll be perfect to him). The best things about winter are candles and cuddling (Do not underestimate his cuddle powers), however, he prefers the summer (hotties wear less). If he ever dies, he will go to asshole heaven, but his goal is to outlive everybody he hates. In the mean time, train hard, and live like there's no tomorrow. You never know, TODAY MIGHT BE YOUR LAST RIDE...

My Interests

I have a lot of interesting conversations with my imaginary girlfriend (We talk about me). It's fun to smack her in the face when she gets out of line. We like to vacation to exotic places like Downey and north San Gabriel. Some day I'll get a real girlfriend. From Russia. Or maybe the Ukraine. We'll see. Whoever's cheaper. Until then, my answering machine says, "Hi, you've reached Gary Mak, the eye of the storm." because I am the eye of the storm. On that note, I am also the "I" in team. I collect Native American art, pornography and old tapestries. Room service rocks! So do cool ducks, guns, girls with guns, nice beaches, good people, a quality box of wine, funny poems, crazy days, Rex-Kwon-Doe, my future hot tub, acupuncture, sleepy kisses, laundry services, capris on hot chicks, warm weather, sushi dates, business class or above, wake and bakes, heavy petting, sales people that help you even if you look like crap, bug zappers, shiny hair and french fries in Bali.

I'd like to meet:

People selling zip front hoodies. Viktoria Fersh, Nelly Furtado, old friends and stuff. Three out of four months, I'm bored out of my mind so messege me at Discoduckie966 (Yahoo Messenger) or Mak966 (AOL). Please don't try to add me if I don't know you. Sorry ladies, but I'm only 17.

Music:

The soundtrack of my life: Thievery Corporation. The Killers. Bob Marley. Deep Purple. Zero 7. Sahara Hotnights. DJ Irene. Sarah McLachlan and Brightman. BT. I like Title and registration from Death Cab for Cutie. PS. Country music sucks.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Super Troopers, The Butterfly Effect, Anna and the King, Garden State, Longest Yard, The Princess Bride...

Television:

Anything with funny subtitles. MCM (French MTV). Going through Scrubs season 1 right now. Family Guy collection. Dead like me. I like to quote lines from funny movies.

Books:

Chicken Soup for the Soul, historical archives, and thesaurusesess.

Heroes:

Our troops. If you can't stand behind them, try standing in front of them.

My Blog

The new domesticated Gary Mak rules.

The new domesticated Gary Mak rules.Rule 1. Yes Dear.Rule 2. You were right, I was wrong. Sorry Honey.Rule 3. Let's talk Baby.Rule 4. "As you wish."(Princess Bride)Rule 5. You win!!!Rule 6. I love you...
Posted by Disco Destiny on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:44:00 PST

Gary Mak rules!

Gary Mak rule 1. She's lying. (Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.)Gary Mak rule 2. I'm not always right, but I am never wrong.Gary Mak rule 3. Violence will always solve ...
Posted by Disco Destiny on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:32:00 PST

Domestication

So the first time I noticed something wierd going on, I was standing in front of my house talking to my neighbors about the PH balance in our lawns and where to get good blinds and drapes for th...
Posted by Disco Destiny on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:58:00 PST

Quote

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for...
Posted by Disco Destiny on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:13:00 PST

Final inspection

THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God,Which must always come to pass.He hoped his shoes were shining,Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier,How...
Posted by Disco Destiny on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 07:26:00 PST

The Contractor's Creed.

The Contractor's Creed.I am a U.S. contractor. I look out for myself, the operators to my left and right and no one else. I will always take advantage of the fact that I can finally tell military offi...
Posted by Disco Destiny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My friendster's profile

My name is Claiborne. 6-1 85 pds. I have two friends and no sense of humor. I lie constantly about my height and weight. I collect finger puppets and I have a puppy. Guns and girls turn me on, mean pe...
Posted by Disco Destiny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hope and Love.

Sometimes, all you have is hope. Sometimes, it is better that you lose it. What is love? I most often use the term love with women, but I think I should have used the word lust. I have lusted parti...
Posted by Disco Destiny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Haters

Three friends and I were on the 101, in traffic, on our way to bike night at Hollywood and Vermont when some poo poo head in a van tried to hit me by swerving into the next lane. I locked up my front ...
Posted by Disco Destiny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happiness

Happiness is my GSX-R redlining for me. Time for my puppy. A good movie with somebody to cuddle with(Maybe a bottle of merlot or a couple margaritas). An exhausting session of Muay Thai. Catching ...
Posted by Disco Destiny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST